word.

me x

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

I do believe there are chores you do before a shower & chores you do after a shower.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Mwaiche Sana @yummy_mammi]

Someone that gets it!!!! Let’s also address the people who don’t wash their plates after eating at a restaurant. 😭

[Ave Maria Vandalina 💓😈👾🧛‍♀️ @KolyasBarnabas]

Как выглядит инфляция на самом деле

[R a c h e l ✨ @one_onlyrachel]

Sorry but where is the 31-35 railcard??

They be acting like we can afford full price tickets daily 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Watchout. I subscribed to ITV X agreed to pay £5 a month not see adverts. However their claim is very sneaky, instead of interrupting programmes with 3rd party commercial adverts .They interupt with promos of their own programmes. I think ofcom should investigate. @ITVX @ITV

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why is it that when I eat breakfast, I’m hungry again within two hours, but if I skip it, I can make it almost the entire day without feeling hungry?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Keep Jude Bellingham’s name out of your mouth.

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

How thick do you have to be to think anyone on benefits is getting put in a 800k house & has a Tesla ?

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I know we’ve all collectively groaned about the heat but it’s 32 degrees in my bedroom at 7:20PM and I’m so close to crying Lool

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[ɛthan ⴵ @adzhanti]

Saw a guy on tiktok make a video saying he misses when Nandos was cheeky, and he's so fucking right

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I think I speak for all women when I say we don’t want removable cups in our sports bras and swimsuits. We want them sewn in, or not at all!

[rageful @ragehrt]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

wha happen when i’m gonna taking the playstation

[Greeners @itsgreeners]

Claire’s closing down? Serves them right for accusing me of shoplifting in their Accrington Arndale store in 1996. Played the long game but I’ve had the last laugh.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups