Avneesh✨

I'LL KILL YOU FOR NO PERTICULAR REASON👹
OMNIPOTENT/OTAKU.♈

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Just say these 3 magical words 'Andi, Mandi, Shandi' And then, the whole world is your slave.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

The only good thing coming soon - Hoodie season is near.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

If someone likes you so much then Give them Attention even you don't like them.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Neeyat saaf honi chahiye Shakal ke liye toh face-wash hai hi.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

If you miss me just text me why are you showing up in my dreams.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Dard dilon ke kum ho jaate

25 din me agar paise double ho jaate.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Took coaching from AAKASH but marks are still in PATAAL.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

We Indians simply shows our jealousy by saying "Teraaa sahiiii haaai".

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

People say you can't find a wife on tinder.

Buddy, I found your wife on tinder.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

When you're offline:

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Rabba ne mujhko banane me kardi hai b@kch0di ki khali tijoriyan.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Imagine playing truth or dare at a party and they dared you to go home.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Kareena Kapoor's dance in the song
"Fevicol Se" increased Fevicol's Revenue.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

I hope you find someone who hates hurting your heart.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Boys and their obsession with saying "soyi nahi abhi tak" when he saw you online at night.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Girls be like: Story kya like karta hai himmat hai toh mujhe like kar.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Girls know everything except what to wear and what to eat.

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Coming home after buying clothes and now you have to do a fashion show for your parents.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

Kuch log paani se nahi,

Perfume se naha kar aate hai.

[Avneesh✨ @avneeshkumar71]

"Chai thandi ho rahi hai" is the most effective alarm in India".