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Invisible theme park attendee with printer issues.

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Over-saturated and overwhelmed.

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can’t a guy see if he could survive a decade of depression?

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I can’t build anything, but I can put some shit the fuck together!

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…which one of the four astronauts keeps plugging that toilet on polymarket

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The mornings are for Parks and Rec and the nights are for The Office I can’t explain it

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live action shrek

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Actors promoting AI companies in commercials is dark AF

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Finally canceled my Netflix membership. I’m not supporting this shit.

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@PercThaGoat AI AF

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In Yorgos’ next film Emma will have no arms or legs

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I love pissing in gopher holes, they gotta wake up like wtf is this piss?

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At least one of my neighbors is mowing their lawn at any given time wtf

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Porsche Tennis Grand Prix got even weirder vibes than Transylvania.

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Shouldn’t have to refer to Wings as Bone-In Wings… there’s wings and there’s nuggets.

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Skeptical AF hearing any news or information today.

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@mcsquared34 I thought John Krasinski was well liked?

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I’m begging people to remember what Studio Ghibli looks like.

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@CourtsSports0

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Oh fuck, life got hands

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Yo these analysts can’t be making predictions after watching hype reels 😹💀#espn #nfl

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@grovymango Albondigas