Avocado

FAQ: 1. No i am not vegetable 2. Yes, i am fruit 3. yes, i am currently in between relationship

[Avocado @avocadofact]

who would you rather have in office? rt for an avocado. fav for donald trump.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

i quite like myself sometimes.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

ope

[Avocado @avocadofact]

this shit wouldda never happened if an avocado was president.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

rt if you’re gay, or if you like avocados

[Avocado @avocadofact]

@RockRollSavedMe no its a lifestyle

[Avocado @avocadofact]

an avocado isnt a vegetable its a lifestyle.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

currently saving up my money to buy myself a brand new avocado machine

[Avocado @avocadofact]

if homeboy come through in these hes gonna like........ get it

[Avocado @avocadofact]

@Rake_Jiggs @lordflaconegro shut the heck up

[Avocado @avocadofact]

he’s trying his best ok https://t.co/KxXPJ5qKim

[Avocado @avocadofact]

fuck off https://t.co/QI9VZo3Vbm

[Avocado @avocadofact]

what should i be for halloween?

[Avocado @avocadofact]

happy halloween!! im going as a sexy avocado this year.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

remember kids, anything you can do, an avocado can do twice as fast on a skateboard.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

a cup o’ joe. bon ape titty.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

dont let your passion for avocados be ruined by chad from kappa sig. listen to me jessica hes not worth it.

[Avocado @avocadofact]

promptly fuck off https://t.co/LZbj81D1Tv

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Coconuts and Avocado are the Kardashian's of produce

[Avocado @avocadofact]

will a simple avocado like me ever find love?