Mr. Ocelot

ocelot. likes avocados (for eating) & elephants (not for eating). dislikes confrontation, loud noises, & alligators. took over this account June 2020

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

Please explain to me, an ocelot unfamiliar with human expressions, what is going on with Trump's lips as he descends the stairs. Does this help him focus? Keep him from falling over? Provide a counterbalance to the weight of his butt? I NEED TO KNOW. #RampGate #TrumpIsNotWell

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@ask_aubry These people who think Asian women are, as a general rule, submissive and obedient just baffle me

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

Ron DeSantis denies wearing lifts. But while most people’s lower legs are shorter than their upper legs (consistent with how DeSantis looked in college, photo on left), DeSantis’s lower legs have inexplicably become disproportionately long in recent years

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@yolotovcocktail @t00liza @jendziura @rgay by exchanging contracts to buy a house in the UK & putting their Miami property up for sale, they showed an intent to make the UK the children's home. this is different from other places they stayed during their travels where they showed no intent to put down roots.

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@JohnFrancisStok @dcpjb @Eve6 Wow, thank you for posting this!

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@SammiePressdee One of the women went to a hospital immediately after and evidence was taken, and the police were contacted. She only decided not to file a police report for fear of her name getting dragged through the mud. Seriously, read the article

[🤷‍♀️ @ohsnapthfc]

daniel sloss being the only comedian to speak on the record against russell brand, rare actual ally

[Arsenal Are Premier League Champions @RowdyCMoore]

So basically, Topher Grace and Sarah Michelle Gellar are two 90s TV stars who both deserve major apologies from many for being chastised as aloof jerks when they had good reasons for being so.

[cocos @moonagedaycoco]

how sick that topher grace was treated like an outcast for being the sole decent person in that hellhole of a set

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Ashton and Danny always treated Topher badly.

Topher has never liked Danny.

I learned this while doing my early reporting on the then allegations (now conviction) against Danny.

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@krickyc5784 @ask_aubry this actually made me laugh out loud

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@micks_sunny @ask_aubry yes - for all the incel complaints about women caring only about looks, anecdotal evidence suggests men are way more obsessed with getting a hot woman than vice versa

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices.
Govern yourselves accordingly.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I really can't get over the fact that John Roberts took time out of his opinion cancelling student debt relief to pour one out for Louie XVIth.

This Bourbon Restoration motherfucker is really wildin' out here like Charles X.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

In less than a year, the Supreme Court has ripped away the right to privacy and bodily autonomy, student loan forgiveness, and laws that protect people from being discriminated against.

All because Republicans won a single presidential election. Stop voting for Republicans.

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

Colleges give men an affirmative admissions boost b/c women grade/score higher. But the Court didn't ban considering gender, wealth, etc. "Race, & only race, is the thing conservatives don’t want colleges to look at...[R]ace is the card white people use that never gets declined."

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The Supreme Court ended affirmative action. The *how* of it is not very interesting: They killed it because they could.
But why? Well, because affirmative action was the only policy where the whiteness card got revoked.
My latest in @thenation
https://t.co/9xG92eMI0W

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@ElieNYC @thenation yours is the only piece about this decision that i've been able to read today. thank you for this. every word of it is perfect

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@ask_aubry i remember reading a study showing that most people think they're much younger-looking than their age (and that other people their age look much older than they do). but i'm pretty sure it was like "i look 5-10 years younger than i am," not "i look 45 years younger"

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@AshSinclairOF @dainty_dictator @ask_aubry i got enormous during my pregnancy, lost it all, & have no stretch marks. it isn’t bc i did something special or made good choices — it’s just luck of the draw, or genetics, or whatever. same for you. just bc some people don’t get them doesn’t mean people who do made bad choices

[Mr. Ocelot @AvocadoThief]

@bronzeageshawty ew no