Alex Cordova

[Alex Cordova @avodroc27]

Kevin was 100% justified in ruining the christmas paegant after everyone in the audience laughed at him

[Alex Cordova @avodroc27]

I will vote for whatever canidate who promises to make lunchables with an odd number of crackers illegal

[Alex Cordova @avodroc27]

My midnight snack was pickled carrots, cheese, and mineral water. I'm officially closer to 30 than 20

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@WhaddupSarahh In chicago? Didnt Happen

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Its so Hot, Bruno Mars is gonna want to retire

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@WhaddupSarahh There is also an episode with the theme that nothing good happens after 2 am.

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https://t.co/ekrtfCuFq1

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@WhaddupSarahh Isolation is clearly affecting your mental well being. Please seek help

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@WhaddupSarahh @_michaelberg #GrowlersWasNeverGreat

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@djd1993 Dont. Shes mean

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If you ever feel like you suck at your job, Remember that someone is responsible for managing traffic on 80/94

[Alex Cordova @avodroc27]

@Cam_Knudsen Is 8:16 your half mile?

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@beckster_021 Really? Sal over me?

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Why is Jeff Foxworthy on Shark Tank?

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@GabrielCalvill2 @ASAP_ChrisSanz Shut up nerd. Chris have a fantastic week

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I think someone put something in my car that turns stoplights red

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I was gonna go run but Step Brothers is on

[Alex Cordova @avodroc27]

Trump will never be as hard on immigration as Ser Alliser Thorne

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@djd1993 Right? Something is coming

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@_B_Dunn If Brent can see what I say when I share his snap story then im in trouble