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(parody/rp account) {I'm new at this} PLEASE! Look at the comments in the pinned post :3
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I'm an insanely unserious person

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

Did you know you Can't Directly See a Black Hole... I can be watching you at any moment.. mwhehehehehhe....(photo by @starlingsdemise)

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

I'm being harassed by my husband 😔

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

I think he's mad at me... (not effyis)

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

Oh...

[He screams like a little girl]

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

( slowly lifting self up ...... light slightly dimmer .

kinda just . sitting there ? Processing )

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

....I think I killed him... NOOOOO MY POOKIE

[He turns into a blackhole and drops to his knees making sobbing sounds]

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

( ...... they are quite literally collapsed motionless on the ground . there is No response to action . )

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

@starlingsdemise I have photographic evidence

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

[And suddenly he became white...as he transformed into a white hole he makes the ender portal sound if it was on crack and starts shooting huge amounts of light at effyis],

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

( SCREAMING ? oh my god they're about to faint )

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

@starlingsdemise (So you know white holes right? He can convert into one but it gives him major headaches. And if he becomes a white hole he can eject insane amounts of light, with his blackhole form maintaining roughly the same amount if light he absorbed before converting)

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

Aw if you say soooooo

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

THAT NEVER HAPPENED .

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

Nah lil bro grew a tail..

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

FAKE . FAKE . THIS DID NOT HAPPEN .

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

[Casually absorbs a decent amount of light]

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

.. not ALL of it .

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

My husband just turned into a dog...

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

But... but... but... I'll stop existing

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

YOU WILL NOT .

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

That's not how it works???

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

( backing away ..... )

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

Mwehehehehhheheheheh surely if you're taller you will shine brighter

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

WHAT

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

@starlingsdemise I'll steal all your light then ✨️

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

I find it unsettling with u being the taller one..

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

That's the point little man

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠborn anew .ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @starlingsdemise]

@avoidofdarkness .. that doesn't make it Better .

[°{ꋬꃳꌦꇙꇙꄲ꒒}° @avoidofdarkness]

@starlingsdemise Want me to call you big man instead of little man????

[Roblox Out Of Context @RBXOutOfContext]

this is beautiful