Sara Farmer

Mystery/thriller columnist @diyMFA, writer, working on my first book. Blog archive at new website and blog in progress. she/her

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@karolinasloml I want “I don’t love drama, it loves me.” That describes my life pretty perfectly.

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@DoctorFishbones I have to get sicker with diabetes before insurance will cover Dexcom, which could keep me from getting sicker in the first place. Luckily, Dexcom makes an OTC version that works all right. But it’s still fairly expensive.

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@HuskyBlueChamps @itsallrealitv That’s what I thought, too!

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@LucasSa56947288 I wish I did.

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@emilysears Damn. I’m already married.

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@cowboylikejul Same question, but about a mom.

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@getawaycarvic Thank you for no blaming us.

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@james_raftery Really wishing right now that my great-great grandparents didn’t leave Ireland.

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@HayesHolly2 My mother.

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@BlackKnight10k I voted Kamala.

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Happy birthday to @cloudierComet38! 🎂🎉🥳

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@SweetDanger69 California is the third biggest state. But definitely joining in the eye roll.

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@Stasiahoney I kind of wish she and Sean would get back together after reading that new biography.

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@bucci1_ @Madonna Yes, she was!!

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Is Madonna onstage yet? #MadonnaCelebrationTour #Madonna

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@mom2dlh @Madonna Is the A/C on?

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@0liviajulianna @RebelliousMag All of the above? Seems like nothing compared to the Trump era. I was in my 20s and grew up in Texas, so I was used to him.

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@KathryneGayle @Jaylee2076 She was known as Kate back in college and possibly before. I figure it was just personal preference. Couldn’t be because of the RF before she even met William.

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@iamjasonlevin @Uber This stuff is why I’ve never taken an Uber without my husband. Just not comfortable with it. Glad she’s ok.

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@ItsWhitneyLeann God, I am, too.