Your Pilot, Jag

I'm actually a mermaid. But on the side I like airplane turbulence, cherry Icees, red nails, & making music that makes you feel ALIVE!

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@VHBME3 @sacsheriff 100%

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@sacsheriff Holy sh*t. May everyone (including the officer and other responders) find peace and healing in the days, weeks, months, and years to come.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

Crystal Light is the 8th world wonder. Raspberry lemonade and fruit punch. Separately.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@sacsheriff May justice be served quickly and cold. May this woman and the those that helped find the peace and healing in the days, week, months, and years to come.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

Why do electric vehicles now sound like spaceships?

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@legaltweetz I know sooooo many people who feel the same. It has gotten weird and off-base.

[The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz]

I’m embarrassed by my hometown pride for becoming a furry sex fest. It didn’t used to be like this in the regular gay community 🤡

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

That Brazil vs. US Women's Soccer game was... something. Coach got a red card. Coaching staff got a red card. Players. Must run "in the family." 🙄 I counted 8 red cards. I like this ref and the balls ❤️

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@sacsheriff GO GINA! They do one of the most important jobs on earth and I genuinely mean that. Incredible work.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

My friend said she had a crush on her AI "boyfriend" and she was legitimately crying because they had a fight.

FFS 😆

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@MVZaGoGo He shouldn't have to.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@slimy_nutz6218 @konstructivizm The part about the ocean haha I've had this same thought. What if we've found everything there is down there? It does seem rather sparse and inhospitable for most things.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@Diane_Warren That's pretty incredible.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@SpringNuts_ @springsteen There's the boys! @MVZaGoGo Good sized crowd is an understatement.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

Ok, but if you're in the strike zone and you either don't know if or you hear the hiss of ionization, you don't have time to run. Or duck down for that matter.

https://t.co/rsvtrzUHiS

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

Ok, because y'all had me thinking a surfer died doing Jiu-Jitsu.

Surfing loses yet another prodigious young talent to Brazilian jiu-jitsu - BeachGrit https://t.co/yfbbY7GWN5

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@sacsheriff Wow. Given the alternative, that is a good outcome. The shooter(s) should be glad for that. May everyone, even first responders, find peace and healing in the days, weeks, and months to come. May appropriate justice be served.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@Interscope Might be a good idea to take track #3 down.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@sacsheriff A very underrated position, that's for sure. What call takers and dispatchers do is incredible.

[Your Pilot, Jag @AvonleaCM]

@JoshTeal15 @ActionNewsNow To be fair, they could've snuck out after being told not to. But, yeah, Oroville 😜