anna

your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[z @0ravoice]

best kiss of the 21st century, perhaps cinematic and television history

[alex @dontblamealex]

Men are so dramatic about being called useless when women are repeatedly referred to as “bitches” and “hoes” in songs and say nothing

[anna @avonsdarklight]

i also need to call the student administration for some help on how to navigate this shit show but they’re closed until monday so nothing is going quite my way right now

[anna @avonsdarklight]

great i missed my re examination date so i just used one of my tries meaning i only have one left and if i fail that exam then im fucked 🫠

[anna @avonsdarklight]

i also have to tell my boyfriend that i missed it which is extremely critical because im already shit at keeping track of dates so… honestly i need to maybe make up a lie

[m @msnetik]

alien studying to be human by watching zac efron sing “bet on it”

[anna @avonsdarklight]

god, i have my final oral exam ever (thank fuck!!!) in 50 minutes and i’ve already taken 2 anxiety pills. i feel like i am dying

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to say "some would argue" when im the some who would argue

[Fakaika🦅 @Faksback666]

Somebody asked me to name two structures that hold water

I was like, well damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭