Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Soon-to-be destroyer of the Tri-State area.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

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@lafawnda_peters I take them then the next thirty minutes is straight snacking then it’s off to bed 😭

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@lafawnda_peters Bro same 😭

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I’m so fucking sick of my family constantly claiming they hate drama and how tired of it they are yet they’re ALWAYS the ones IN the drama.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

@SRattleballs Game changer is a favorite here. Also fantasy high is awesome I’m working my way through that one. Also watching city council lol

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

@SRattleballs I can’t believe someone else watches Dropout lmao but if it would be anyone it would be you!

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

Got to get out of work early today. Got to ride my motorcycle today. I have a new Gundam coming in tomorrow. Pretty sweet Thursday dude.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST was released 34 years ago today.

The villain Hexxus was performed by Tim Curry, who recorded “Toxic Love” with a theatrical, almost rock-opera style that helped define the film’s darker tone.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

@SRattleballs This is very sound logic for everything but Seven Deadly Sins lmfao one of my favs but we all know Escanor carried it😅

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

The absolute darkest truth about how society views men is that we do not actually value male life; we only value what a man is willing to destroy himself to provide. Think about the male archetypes we actually celebrate. The soldier who doesn't come home. The father who works three grueling jobs until his heart gives out. The athlete who permanently destroys his brain and body for our entertainment. We only applaud masculinity when it is actively bleeding for the benefit of someone else. The exact moment a man decides he wants to step off the treadmill—to prioritize his own peace, his mental health, or his physical safety over his utility to the world—he is instantly branded as lazy, weak, or unambitious. We don’t want men to be whole, healthy, or at peace. We want them to be highly functioning shock absorbers. We demand they build the houses, fight the wars, and fund the lifestyles, and our only reward for this lifelong, crushing expectation is a quiet funeral when the stress finally kills them

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

Tonight on what my daughter said “hotdogs are poetry”

No explanation.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

I need a new job

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@SRattleballs Let’s go super left field for a female lead, Jennifer Coolidge

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@SRattleballs Definitely tracks

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@SRattleballs Who’s yours? 👀

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

@SRattleballs Different pens for different paper types as well. Can’t put a thick gel black on regular ass paper, takes too long to dry and feels like it’s actually leaking ink… but gel on sketch paper 😮‍💨

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz @avragewhiteguy]

Merry Christmas guys. My daughter said “I wanna fight like a woman” today, and I love that for her. Kick ass little dude 😂😂😂😂