Avril

city planner geek -- mom of three geek -- beer geek -- overall geek

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Please join me in helping our hungry neighbors. Every gift makes a difference!

#BaldwinBagChallenge

https://t.co/YKyxcgPGnI

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@mikexingchen, as your neighbors in Redmond, let us know you need to get rid of any ramen!

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@UnboxTherapy, I wonder if that #ROGUnbox is too cool for the likes of me...

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I received a fantastic gift today! Alas, there was no note.

To whom may I send my giggling gratitude?

#SecretSanta
#MyLastFuck https://t.co/Ud5EYEm1pq

[Avril @avrilfools]

YES.

@VisitPortAngeles
#BarHopPortAngeles
#CabledFiber&Yarn
#CoffeBox https://t.co/1unyrkOzax

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“When in the Olympics...”

oh, that’s usually not what they mean... @OlympicNationalPark

#PNW
#OutdoorsyShit
#SoMuchSnow https://t.co/qiBDOt10PY

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Creatures great and small...and annoying...

#DontHaveKids @ Woodland Park Zoo https://t.co/JEVGjLutrM

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Suppressing my small, inner #Nimby...

#CityPlanning
#WhatTreeRetention https://t.co/3vGJmvElhO

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Somewhere between Pet Cemetery and Chuckie...

#PNW
#OutdoorsyShit
#LakeWilderness https://t.co/h69nIEW4dx

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You heard it here first, folks!

#AvrilAndBiden
#DontMessWithMamaBear https://t.co/9jFekIoNW0

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Sun’s out, buns out!

#PNW
#OutdoorsyShit
#ParadiseValley https://t.co/hXia0e7S0n

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Attempted drowning some rats...

#NotSweetEnoughToMelt
#SnoqualmieFalls
#OutdoorsyShit https://t.co/ZPucprUYbP

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Ping pong, foosball, video games, beer in the fridge...

#AdultingIsOverrated
#ImmatureForMyAge https://t.co/9fKg4Me93T

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Tycho: I need about ten hours of relaxing music, cuz I am STRESSED out.

#WTH
#WhenIWasYourAge... https://t.co/L0bnbbahLX

[Avril @avrilfools]

We know Christmas isn’t about “the stuff”, but giving and receiving presents is so much fun!

#HappyHolidays
#SoManyToys
#KidsAtHeart https://t.co/Bc1SRM1rfN

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Can’t wait up for Santa on an empty stomach...

#QuarantineCuisine
#PrimeRibForTheWin
#SousVideForDays https://t.co/6hiuBQUvOV

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It begins!

#ILoveMeat
#SousVideForTheWin
#GetSomeHotBeefInYourMouth https://t.co/l06YcZJ46I

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Ugh. My daughter is turning into a hipster.

#ChildhoodRebellion
#WhereDidIGoWrong https://t.co/uszqhcPRjq

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If I’m found dead tomorrow, you know who did it!

#TwoToneKiller
#DaggersEyes
#CatsOfInstagram https://t.co/ssrQz1gyeu

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Holiday decorations are up.

#WheresMyBeer
#GoodGrief https://t.co/y7HvsgHl8Z