Avrumy Jordan

Any thoughts & posts are my own and not the opinion of my employer. #LifeThoughts

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@safier That’s gold!

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I really thought @NYCMayor would go to the parade. He seems to be a big fan of flotillas. #LifeThoughts #israel

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Knowledge isn’t free! #LifeThoughts #knowledge

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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised.
Australians usually boo meringue. #LifeThoughts #aussie #aussieaussieaussie #boomerang

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I think about the people I admire most in my professional life. Every single one of them paid a price for what they built.
Sacrifice isn’t punishment. It’s proof that the goal is real.

#Leadership #Mindset #PersonalGrowth #Discipline #LifeThoughts

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Same oval track. Same crowd energy. One runs on oats.
The Kentucky Derby is Amish NASCAR and I’ll die on this hill. #LifeThoughts #KentuckyDerby #NASCAR
@kentuckyderby @nascar @espn @barstoolsports

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A week before Pesach I ended up in emergency surgery on Friday night.
What happened next stopped me cold.
Koheles says send your bread out on the water.
Watch this one. It’s worth two minutes.
#LifeThoughts #ChaiThoughts #Nonprofit #Philanthropy #ChildhoodCancer #MeaningfulWork

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Quote of the week:

"If you want to be depressed read the news, if you want to be happy and thankful, read the Haggadah."

Wishing all friends, fans and followers a beautiful and uplifting holiday. #LifeThoughts
#Pesach #passover

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Winter is the Justin Bieber of seasons. It started out exciting but now it's just obnoxious and should go back to Canada. #LifeThoughts #canada #blizzard

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l just had it brought to my attention that 1980 and 2026
are as far apart as 1980 and 1934.
I’m just going to need a minute. #LifeThoughts #timeflies #relativity

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This story starts with a scheduling mix up.
It ends with something that can only be described as siyata dishmaya.
Two minutes. Worth it.

@clldrivers

#LifeThoughts #SiyataDishmaya
#FaithInAction
#DivineProvidence
#MissionDriven
#PurposeDriven
#MomentsThatMatter
#ChaiLifeline

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What do you do when it is your circus and it is your monkey? #LifeThoughts #businessadvice #management

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With all the sponga they do, you’d think Israel would have a curling team. #LifeThoughts #olympics #winterolympics #curling #israel

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Why is it adorable when your pet snores but infuriating when your spouse does? #LifeThoughts #petparent #marriageissues

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Research has shown that starting your day with an early morning run is the best way to ensure your day can’t get any worse than it started. #LifeThoughts #morning #MorningRoutine

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Rumors are out that Yoeli
Landau is bidding against Trump for Greenland. #LifeThoughts #Genesis #Greenland

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If @realDonaldTrump buys Greenland, you think he’ll call it the Green New Deal? Man would that upset @AOC #LifeThoughts #DonaldTrump #Greenland

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I drive with my left hand and just realized I put my life in the hand I can't even eat a bowl of cereal with. #LifeThoughts #lefthand #leftrightout

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Maybe if we had just let them eat the @Tide Pods, we wouldn’t be in this situation today. #LifeThoughts

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May your 2026 be as successful as a 2025 Somalian daycare. #LifeThoughts #walz #daycare #newyearswish