avery

cozy worm (they/them)

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Author of the year award goes to @KaeBMans

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Nothing wakes me up faster than hearing the FaceTime ringtone go off knowing my niece is on the other end 🥰

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

i’ll put half a block of cream cheese on a single bagel i never gave a fuck

[avery @avrymlnnx]

“My husband was probably gay, and I’m bipolar!”

[avery @avrymlnnx]

I’m just happy he’s finally home

[avery @avrymlnnx]

TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE DYING

[avery @avrymlnnx]

I need to get off the internet, I’m still grieving oliver tree

[avery @avrymlnnx]

like why am I seeing stupid shit at work that reminds me of him and then crying about it

[avery @avrymlnnx]

yo having a dead brother is trash

[avery @avrymlnnx]

existential dread

[avery @avrymlnnx]

uh oh thinking about death and mortality again

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Got irrationally angry about a squirrel today, whomp

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Today, happiness is lemons 🍋

[Astropics @astropics]

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. * 🌔 * . * . * . 🌍 *
* . * . ☄️ * . * 🛸 . * .
. ☀️ * . * 🛰 . * ✨ * .

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Does anyone realize how PISSED the Ancestors would be if they knew how much time and money are being spent searching for goddamn needohs

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Had a dream where I trauma dumped on Jeremy Allen White who had initially broken into my house to find evidence that I had a secret rich older sister

[avery @avrymlnnx]

I think we focus too much on Gen Z and need to start focusing on Gen Alpha

[avery @avrymlnnx]

How does one handle being babygirl’d at work? By a customer around my age? Asking for a friend and that friend is me and I am FLUSTERED

[avery @avrymlnnx]

This is the worst bout of insomnia I’ve had in years

[avery @avrymlnnx]

IT WAS 80 DEGREES YESTERDAY AND THERE ARE SNOWFLAKES FALLING FROM THE SKY TODAY
IT IS 41 DEGREES
DOES THE FREEZING POINT OF WATER NO LONGER EXIST

[avery @avrymlnnx]

Turned 30 and my body deteriorated. Today I learned I have scoliosis!! My spine!! It’s crooked!!