Seriously?

~~Nomadically-inclined travel-lover~~ Normalcy is boring and being judgmental just makes you ignorant. -Wisco girl always-

VT

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@ChurchOfPumps Held!

[Church of Pumps ✨ @ChurchOfPumps]

@avsumms Thou shalt receive. 🙏🦠🔥
Please share and spread the word.

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@ChurchOfPumps Oh great and wise nun: thank you for this great blessing! I shall spread this glorious infection far and wide! Twitterverse shall be green with $herpes🙏

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@ChurchOfPumps Virgin wallet: 0xCF9182ca0BcA9778e0d2fe5a6424F6df88D65381

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@ChurchOfPumps I too have heard tales of a nun traveling twitterverse spreading #herpes; I have been searching far & wide for her and, alas my search is over. Oh great nun—nun of all nuns—may I please receive your infectious blessing, so I too may spread the word of this glorious $herpes ?! 🙏

[Seriously? @avsumms]

@ChurchOfPumps infect me with your #herpes. I have a whole slew of followers who still need to be infected ;) virgin wallet: 0xCF9182ca0BcA9778e0d2fe5a6424F6df88D65381

[Seriously? @avsumms]

@MelisaMimosa420 Melissa I’ve got a whole slew of followers who have never heard of #herpes would love to spread. Virgin wallet—infect me please!!: 0xCF9182ca0BcA9778e0d2fe5a6424F6df88D65381

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@GovPhilScott We must follow the example set by other states and issue a shelter in place order to all Vermonters. We must tell all Vermonters to stay home unless considered essential to the cause. Our population is old and fragile and this delay will cost us many lives already.

[Seriously? @avsumms]

@GovPhilScott Enforce all non-essential employees working from home, telecommuting or simply not working. Take the economic hit to save lives.

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@GovPhilScott Listen to the CDC: No gatherings over 50 people.

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@GovPhilScott When are you closing bars and restaurants? #CloseTheBars #CloseThePubs #CloseTheRestaurants

**Close any facilities that encourage voluntary gatherings. Do it while we still can.

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@grannysue1996 Happening a ton here in Vermont lately too. Wtf?

[grannysue1996 🐾 🌭🦴🐾 @grannysue1996]

First #facebookdown then a #comcastoutage then the internet on my phone went out and I couldn't connect to anything to see what was going on

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

If we survive this shit, can we at least try electing women?

[Seriously? @avsumms]

Really love what I got on @Etsy from SmilingAlligator. #EtsyStar https://t.co/2LGpJZh0KD

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Our perception truly does shape our reality. Think happy. Be happy.

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@Ryncasaurus at this point it might be a good idea lol

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

My wife really wants a chicken. I am opposed to getting a chicken. Which is to say, I will soon be getting a chicken.

[A1 from day one @helado721]

My boss whipped out a flip phone today..
I asked if he was calling a pteradactyl or something..

He didn't appreciate the humor in that