Ariana Noelle

my hair describes my life; a beautiful mess

[Ariana Noelle @avvalencia_]

so my dog got in trouble & this is how my mom punished her:

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Ariana Noelle @avvalencia_]

so my dog got in trouble & this is how my mom punished her:

[Ariana Noelle @avvalencia_]

took some spooky pics of my pupper 👻
IG: @ themountainears

[Manny @maannuel_22]

This is how a steak is cooked. Absolutely no questions asked.

[Frontal Warrior @askaboutmiya_]

You can give me all of the advice in the world, but at the end of the day it’s ME that has to sit in my room and cry until I get over the shit.

[🍎🐝 @RoundDickRyan]

Get him another fucking ball

[azcentral @azcentral]

Parents say students at Perry High School told to remove #MAGA gear, student suspended https://t.co/5lgbTxZi32

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

turns out I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want a duet partner to sing the guy’s part in “Little Talks” by Of Monsters and Men. sorry for the confusion

[Jordan Speed @WarmLaundryPile]

*walks into a psychic reading place*

me: hey do you take walk-ins?

psychic: no sorry

me: dang.. alright.. *begins to leave*

psychic: but we knew you’d be coming in and asking that, so we made a reservation for you

me: you guys :’)

[t☻ni @lustforvie]

It’s been 8+ years since this and it still breaks my heart

[Ariana Noelle @avvalencia_]

@kodyosteen NO I TOLD YOU TO HANG THEM

[Howie Dewitt  @thisbephil]

this ain’t normal.. something big coming

[miss bri @D0UBLEBEE_]

My pastor said “if i take my prescription glasses off and put them on you, you’ll be blind. My vision isn’t your vision nor for you, just like yours isn’t for me or mine.”

[lo 🏹 deranged weirdo @violentbreedx]

my pussy lips fighting to see which one gets to fit in my VS underwear

[FRANZ🏴‍☠️ @franzakeem]

This is why the knowledge of Physics is important

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me: (counting on my fingers)

bouncer: i just asked how old you are

me: can you shut the fuck up for a second

[$ G @sznsam]

facebook be having me dead 😂🤦🏻‍♂️