ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you?
PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested
ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
I said conservatives are co-opting language around natural fibers to push their agenda and some people are saying that means I like Shein and hate the environment which is the essence of Twitter discourse right now, almost to the point of parody.