Witt

perpetually bored

[Evan Casey @ecaseymedia]

I’ve been a diehard Milwaukee Brewers fan my whole life and was boarding a plane with spotty service the moment Jackson Chourio came up to the plate in the 9th. I asked my girlfriend to text me pitch by pitch updates. Crying in seat 1E.

[Divyanshi 🦋 @avogandu]

Forgot to text or call my dramatic boyfriend for a day

[Witt @aw1tt]

@GrishGuy I want to expose your burner in the groupchat so bad

[Witt @aw1tt]

@GrishGuy I’m so happy for you

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

“where you from”
“slovenia”
“shit sound wack”

[Witt @aw1tt]

@DannyEmerman lookin cute

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

Hey, @USMNT 👋

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope other institutions follow suit.

[Harvard University @Harvard]

“No government—regardless of which party is in power—should dictate what private universities can teach, whom they can admit and hire, and which areas of study and inquiry they can pursue.” - President Alan Garber https://t.co/6cQQpcJVTd

[Witt @aw1tt]

@GrishGuy GRISHHHH

[Witt @aw1tt]

@GrishGuy Yankees fan try-not-to-overreact-to-every-single-game-throughout-a-6-month-season challenge

[Witt @aw1tt]

@GrishGuy Facts king

[Witt @aw1tt]

Danny knows ball.

[Ed Campbell @EdCampb90188069]

@DannyEmerman @anthonyVslater @ThompsonScribe I began listening to your debut on “Warriors Plus Minus” managing my expectations. But, I’m pleased to say your contributions exceeded my expectations. Kudos! Keep up your good work & I look forward to more appearances on the show.

[Danny Emerman @DannyEmerman]

The Attles family presented Steve Kerr with the game ball after he passed Al Attles to become the winningest coach in Warriors history

[Corey Ryan Forrester - CoreyWritesForYou.com @CoreyRForrester]

BREAKING: Ronald McDonald most popular clown at his restaurant

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.

[Andreas Mogensen @Astro_Andreas]

What a lie.

And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.

[my chemical joopitor @TheJoopitor]

Holy shit they did the meme

[Vévo @vevosuave]

Ant telling Obama that he’s the Truth lmaoo confidence is A1

[Witt @aw1tt]

And my $4 free bet parlay hit. Truly amazing night.

[Witt @aw1tt]

I just won 4 fantasy football championship.

Does this make me a certified knower of ball?