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Them: you can’t tax unrealized gains. It’s not real money until it’s sold.
Me: then explain my property tax bill.
Them: that’s different.
Me: I didn’t sell my house.
I didn’t cash out.
I didn’t see a single dollar of that increase.
Yet I’m paying $3,200 more this year because of a number someone assigned to my house on paper.
Them: …
Me: funny how unrealized gains are only untouchable when it’s a billionaire’s stock portfolio.
The second it’s a homeowner’s front door, suddenly the paper number is very real and very taxable.