Aidan Warner

[Aidan Warner @awarner_40]

Did a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress hit a button to make Matthew Fisher-Davis foul?

[NHL Parody Trump @trump_nhl]

Just as your Favorite NHL President said, the sloppy Chicago Blackhawks look to be many billions of Miles from returning to Glory under the so-called "leadership" of Kyle "The Clown" Davidson. The horrid Hawks have a LOW END roster, and joker Jeff Blashill has accomplished ZERO over his pathetic career. They now also have the second most overpaid player in hockey after Losin' Leo Carlsson, bozo Bowen Byram, who Clownish Kyle signed for many, many Millions more than he's worth. Sad scene! Thank you for your attention to this MATTER! NHL President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

[Mario Tirabassi @Mario_Tirabassi]

This is the sloppiest hockey you could imagine the Hawks playing

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[Dump The Puck @DumpThePucks]

Rest in Peace Ben 🕊️

The greatest Oilers fan there ever was

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

Eddie Olczyk doesn't have any doubt on who the greatest Blackhawk is.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Patrick Kane sounds pretty excited about the possibility of playing alongside Connor Bedard next season 👀🔥

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Connor Bedard confirms that even after Leo Carlsson's massive offer sheet, he NEVER entertained signing one of his own 😤👏

(via @FirstUp1050, h/t @CRoumeliotis)

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Patrick Kane made it clear that his final stop in Chicago isn’t a farewell tour. He wants to help get this team over the hump 😤👏

(h/t @CRoumeliotis)

[☘️SouthSideSpazzo☘️ @ND_Domerfan]

Opening night on October 6th will sound like this!!!

[Bedsy @bedsysburner98]

October 6th, 2026

Patrick Kane’s revival of the madhouse

Turning the United center clock back 10 years

#Blackhawks

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

two more years of S H O W T I M E 🍿

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you’ve waited for… 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝟖𝟖‼️‼️

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Shut up, nerd. 🇺🇸

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

[Anheuser-Busch @AnheuserBusch]

Retweet if you want a beer.

[Johnny Drama @FinanceDrama]

My favorite part about the Masters Par 3 Tournament is watching Jason Kelce eat sandwiches! Please get this off my fucking screen

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

There's gotta be some kind of petition we can sign to make this stop

[Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel]

Radko Gudas on why he’s playing through injury to face the Leafs tonight: “Stand behind my own mistakes. I want to address it myself.”

[Capper Central @CentralCapper]

NIL killed March Madness