Addie Wassenberg

Believer. K-State Grad. Horticulturist.

[Netflix @netflix]

Days til Christmas:

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

So much of this. 🙌🏽🙏🏼

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

dear depression,

i hate how often u show up. i hate that u keep showing up uninvited. i hate how u make me feel.

but i love that you don’t win. i love that you won’t be here forever. but most of all, i love that because of you, i’m closer to God than before.

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@ me as a JoCo driver 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

Errday baby, every damn day.

[Lina @skirterp]

Everyday I work with people who don’t speak my language. Yet, we all still crack up about the same things.

[Mike Lupica @MikeLupica]

The guy who murdered 11 people at a synagogue, and the guy who sent the mail bombs, and the guy who shot up a yoga studio in Tallahassee -- which Mexican gang and which caravan were they from?

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@atskooc @jacobsirof I shall use this from now on

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

Starter on the handle?! Game changer boys. This is a total dad tweet, but best feature to be added to a backpack blower!

[STIHL USA @STIHLUSA]

Our biggest, baddest, and most powerful backpack blower, the BR 800 C-E MAGNUM® features a starting handle on the side of the unit, allowing users to start and restart the engine while continuing to wear the blower on their back. Available in limited release this fall. #GIEEXPO

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

AMAZING! ❤️❤️

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@eitaKrevilO Point made 😂 I asked mom if I could have a flannel button up for a warmth factor, she said no, that seemed classless 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

So this was a huge missed opportunity

[James @CaucasianJames]

just decided everyone at my wedding will be wearing sweats. basketball shorts maybe depending on the time of year. i can’t let anyone’s outfit limit them on the dance floor. including me

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@logiehays I made no one, okay except the wedding party. However, all the guests had that option 😂

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

This seems a little too forward for me

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Watching The Office and it got me thinking... Maybe Pam was wrong for shamelessly flirting with Jim all those years she was engaged to Roy. And maybe Jim should’ve respected that relationship & not flirted with Pam. And maybe Toby was the best character on that show. Don’t @ me.

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, I think you guys are two metals. Gold medals.

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@atskooc @theofficenbc

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@CassiePralle @MichelleLPeeks @mjhoward13 @ThatGingCarly Polo

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@MichelleLPeeks @CassiePralle @mjhoward13 @ThatGingCarly Marco

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

@SubwayListens How soon for Olathe, KS locations? Asking for some friends

[Addie Wassenberg @awassenberg12]

Most upsetting part of the day, realizing that @SUBWAY doesn’t deliver. If y’all could change that stat, that’d be REAL great.