BuckarooBanzai

Father, Veteran, Writer, Educator, Advocate. Unabashedly Catholic.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

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[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@MarsAttacks86 @Kronykal @ZaidJilani I always find it fascinating that people would rather vote for someone who says they’re gonna do something to fix a problem and not for people who are actually going to fix the problem.

It’s a weird irrational fear that doesn’t make any sense

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

You…can. Anyone…can.

Any family member is welcome to attend any work trip, provided it’s not a security risk.

You just have to separate private and public expense.

The irony is that journalists take their families along…

Ha ha. Just kidding…We know no one loves journalists. That’s why the concept is beyond them.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@SandyofCthulhu @WatcherontheWeb That escalated quickly…

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@EndymionYT @VolSkimmer It’s Fortnite.

Hate to spoil it but it’s Fortnite.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@TheKevinDalton Whatever happened to him? Disappeared down a hole…

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@silverfoxgamr Narcissists who don’t understand friendships or relationships have ruined the industry.

They can’t comprehend we like Kratos. This is equivalent to planning a night out with a friend and his haggard looking ex-wife shows up instead.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@EndymionYT Narcissists who don’t understand friendships or relationships have ruined the industry.

They can’t comprehend we like Kratos. This is equivalent to planning a night out with a friend and his ex-wife shows up.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Sir_Dammed @SmashJT Narcissists who don’t understand friendships or relationships have ruined the industry.

They can’t comprehend we like Kratos. This is equivalent to planning a night out with a friend and his ex-wife shows up.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Kronykal @prieurdp The best part…

Is at the grocery store…

When they roll up with their cart…

And realize they can’t get to the trunk.

It should be grounds to take away a license.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Kronykal @adgirlMM When you live your life in a constant state of inductive reasoning it creates an inability to understand how facts alone impact perception.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Kronykal @stephen_richer If they didn’t have double standards…

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@SmashJT Remember when games reviewers played the games and gave you an honest review and tried to predict the games that would be insanely popular?

Pepperidge Farm remembers…

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@WritingRaven2 @MasteroftheTDS Is this because of that foot juice thing at Fanimecon?

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Masterbladeoo2 @MasteroftheTDS Let’s break this down…

The shit you obsess over

instead of pretending

your

actually a therapist.

So you’re supposed to pretend you’re a therapist instead of obsessing…

But you’re really a therapist.
So you can obsess over things.

[White House Task Force to Eliminate Fraud @WHFraudTF]

Here's the difference:
The Trump-Vance Administration is fighting fraud.
The Democrats are fighting the people fighting fraud.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

@Grummz If she gets a power washer, I’m in.

[BuckarooBanzai @awastedgenius]

Narcissist don’t understand relationships or commitment to something. Everything is replaceable.

They can’t comprehend that we like the original character and feel betrayed when it gets switched out because it’s beyond them.

[LateNightCandi 🍬 Twitch Partner @LateNightCandi_]

Men being upset it’s a women’s story, one that thickens the lore and the universe, is CRAZY.
As if women haven’t had to play as male characters for years.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump announces the next step in the administration’s successful war on crime: the Department of Justice’s Model Cities Initiative, designed to slash violent crime and RESTORE LAW AND ORDER in major cities across America. 🇺🇸

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Our heroic @ICEgov law enforcement officers were bitten, assaulted, and faced death threats from violent rioters in New Jersey.

The First Amendment protects speech and peaceful assembly – NOT rioting and assault.

The rioters who committed these crimes will be found, arrested, and prosecuted to the FULLEST extent of the law.