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[AWCreative @awcreativeltd]

@dell @ups_uk you give a 2 hour delivery slot, turn up 1.5 hours early, surprised no one in. Impossible to contact a human to talk to at either company.Re-delivery next working day (Monday). 🤯

[AWCreative @awcreativeltd]

#britishairways totally appalling service on both outward and return from Edinburgh. 2.5 hour delay outward, hour delay on return and then waited almost a hour for bags at Heathrow.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

He’s 105 now, and I’m glad to say still fit and well. William is one of the most inspiring and wonderful people I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet. Chuffed the programme is being shown again tomorrow night.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Love this kid. He shouldn’t, of course, have to do this, but what a hero for doing so, and with such modesty and dignity. 👏🏻👏🏻

[Paloma Faith @Palomafaith]

This happened and I’m gutted

[AWCreative @awcreativeltd]

@willcarling I just will not answer this question, I just will not.

[AWCreative @awcreativeltd]

And he’s so proud of his sign

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I don’t want to be pedantic but....

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[DrSarahJarvis @DrSarahJarvis]

Since it seems it needs saying:
- If you're unwell, feverish & lightheaded, do not drive - it's dangerous
- If your eyesight is affected, do not drive - it's dangerous
- if you have #COVID19 symptoms, do not spend hours in very confined space with others - it's dangerous to them

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

All I will say is this...if you have concerns about your eyesight - please DON’T pop your child in the back of the car and drive 30 miles to a local beauty spot. Its not a good idea.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

So. @BorisJohnson just said that ‘most people would accept and agree’ with what Dominic Cummings did.
Please answer and retweet.
Do you accept and agree with what Dominic Cummings did?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Please Just Stop Lying.

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

Not one of them has a spine.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Almost 3 million unemployed and we can't get any of them to pick fruit & veg? Where are all these hard working people who voted for Brexit? Sat at home shaking their heads saying "bloody foreigners coming over here to put food on our plates" probably.

Time for a large whisky.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Boris Johnson speaks of the great debt he owes to the NHS, medical staff across the UK agree that about £350 million a week should cover it.

[Greg James @gregjames]

“Ah! Good afternoon, officer! Nothing out of the ordinary here, just a regular family of 7 similarly aged adults out for their government sanctioned daily exercise. We’ve opted for our usual 5 minute run with 55 minute picnic at the end. Care for a glass of Prosecco?”

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Please let me know if this true because I am going to go Full on Explode if it is....

[Robert Peston @Peston]

these manufacturers are more than happy to increase their production. But they need to be asked, which has not happened. PS It was Labour MP @Bill_Esterson who initially spotted this gap between what Gove said and what the industry believes to be true.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

a business minister today, who made no attempt to find out if there was a supply problem for the vital ingredients of Covid19 testing kits. So this question of why there aren't enough tests for the virus is an even bigger mystery. Also, if it turns out there is a shortage...