Joey Gutierrez

[Joey Gutierrez @awcripes]

America, let’s get ready to crumbllllleee!!! #UFC https://t.co/JkcEEeK9sT

[Joey Gutierrez @awcripes]

When Trump says, “Jump!”, the rest of the world says, “How high…were you guys to vote this insane idiot into office TWICE?! Seriously… HOW. HIGH??

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Ah, the Oscars! The night Hollywood celebrates the films that make America stand up and say, “What the hell was that even about?”

[Joey Gutierrez @awcripes]

Trump announces full release of the Rockford Files…

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So…Republican Presidential Candidate or Alfred Molina in a silk robe with Jessie’s Girl playing in the background while a Chinese boy lights off firecrackers behind him..?

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I think the In Memoriam part of The Oscars should include a “Dead or Dead in this Town?” section. And, we could all play along at home…. #Oscar2024

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Anyone who buys $399 sneakers from Donald Trump at something called “Sneaker Con”, and doesn’t see the irony, pretty much gets what they deserve… https://t.co/35PBuqIDyH

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So, now that the actors are on board, does that mean this strike is finally a “go project”..? #ActorsStrike #SAGAFTRA #WGAStrong

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The fight continues… #wgastrong

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Baby’s first strike… #wgastrong

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With any luck, some day we’ll all be sitting around watching The Incarcerated Apprentice… #TrumpIndictment

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Something tells me the ketchup is gonna hit the wall tonight at Mar-a-Lago…. #TrumpIndictment

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Today, we celebrate St. Patrick! The man who'd had it with all these motherf*cking snakes on these motherf*cking plains... #stpaddysday

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I’ve come to realize that when I’m trying to get my children to do something they don’t want to do, which is generally about 98% of what I ask them to do, and they start yelling, “Mama! Mama!”, what they’re essentially doing is asking to speak to the manager…

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Featuring the hit song, “Crack House at Pooh Corner”…

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You know, when you have children you have to do so much in planning for their futures. Not the least of which is setting up their Taylor Swift Tickets fund early. Otherwise you risk them being saddled with Taylor Swift Tickets debt for possibly decades to come…

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@TVsTimStack I’ve always said you were oozing with talent…

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Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have officially ended their relationship. Or, as the Kardashians like to put it, he was not picked up for the remainder of the season...

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Trying to reassure the public following his purchase of Twitter, Elon Musk has stated that he plans to make improvements to the platform, promising to find even faster and more effective ways for all of us to hate each other…

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The Tony Awards have announced a strict “No Violence” policy ahead of this year’s ceremony. Well, it’s just good to hear we’re not putting up with Angela Lansbury’s shit anymore…