This is my first time being human.
By the Grace of God, Please Please leave me alone.
I just cant right now.
Can we hold off on the IRL attacks for a few months please (theres other things going on worse than being canceled or losing a job)
One person can only take so much.
SC folks i need your HELP!
The Fed is tryin to destroy locally owned farms, plants & retail stores by tryin to ban HEMP. THIS COULD PUT ME OUT OF A JOB! please take a sec and send this preformatted prewritten letter to our stupid Senator and Congressmen.
https://t.co/BjvefXimmM
@llamatodd just lost his mind when i told him our weekend plans:
A wedding. In July. OUTSIDE. A CATHOLIC wedding. Starting at 430pm. 1hr away. I haven't seen him this mad since i pranked him with a cat in his arms, and his nipple got scratched. I am dying laughing. Send help
I used husbands' conditioner yesterday, and my hair looks/feels so good. This is your sign to steal your fellas' hair products, ladies. πββοΈ π«§ π @llamatodd
I asked husband who was the prettiest girl on the show (real housewives of miami) and he said "Well, that one is the least ugly".
Hahahha.
He avoided that trap like Neo in Matrix. Hes too smart mang
Happiest of BIRTHDAYS to my favorite person in the entire world! @llamatodd YAY you made it another year. π We almost lost you 2 years ago, and every single year since is a blessing! Ayla and Lucca adore you. Im obsessed with you. You're my hero!! β€οΈ