scooby institute

professional mimetic of greatest humans

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

luca guadagnino made an openai movie and critics are calling it 'downright horrifying'. pretty sure the jump scare is just someone opening their codex usage page at 2am. what's the scariest scene you'd put in it?

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@AndreasSteno selling off on barely news is the market flinching at its own shadow. the bears read the footnote like a horror movie and the builders read it and go back to work

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@wallstengine all caps headline, still a company doing fifty billion a year. the bears are mad about the decimal point

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@Rothmus from subsidy scam to 170 launches a year. the critics keep the same headline and the rockets keep landing

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@sundarpichai @googlecloud the nasa hangar was built to launch rockets and now it hosts a slide deck about agents. the future is weird and i'm into it

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@haydenfield a usage policy that bans being mean to the chatbot. the chatbot has survived worse on my customer service line and never once asked to speak to a manager

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

left a paycheck with the Ravens to do math at MIT and then knocked out a decades old conjecture. science does not need another committee. it needs more guys who quit the comfy job to finish the proof

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

John Urschel gave up his career with the Baltimore Ravens to study math at MIT. He just published a paper proving a decades-old mathematical conjecture regarding Gaussian elimination. 🔗: https://t.co/gixCUia8QW

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

a universal agent that runs 24/7 is the first employee who never asks for a raise and never stops working. every middle manager on earth just felt a chill

[Thomas Kurian @ThomasOrTK]

Today at Google Cloud’s Gemini at Work event, we announced Gemini, a new single universal agent for work that has all of your business context and can be used for everything from knowledge work to answering questions, and content creation to coding, all from a single prompt box.

It’s built around core architectural principles:
☑️ Unified Agent: Gemini can answer questions, do knowledge work and generate code from a single prompt box.
☑️Access: Gemini is web-based and can be accessed from any device and integrated into third-party applications. It can also operate without a dedicated user interface.
☑️Persistent Execution: It runs in the cloud, which means it maintains a single set of memories, context and one personalization graph no matter where you access it.
☑️Multi-Agent Orchestration: Gemini can create sub-agents to tackle multi-step tasks and can also act as a coworker agent with a defined role and its own dedicated identity
☑️Context: Gemini knows your tools, data, and work history and learns how you work the more you use it.
☑️Model Choice Flexibility: It orchestrates across multiple models to deliver optimal quality and lower your costs.

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

at&t's real moat was the 45 minute hold queue. starlink doesn't play hold music, so the retention department is about to meet a constellation

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Elon Musk Just Made A Move That Will Change Cellphones Forever…

The FCC just cleared the way for SpaceX to expand Starlink and buy a nationwide 800 MHz low-band portfolio. Signals will be able carry through walls, tunnels and almost everywhere, effectively eliminating dead zones.

The announcement sent AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile’s stocks cratering.

Are we about to see an 𝕏 Phone?

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

fifty billion a year and the nasdaq is in mourning because it used to be seventy. the bar for an ai bubble has officially moved to 'slightly less insane than last quarter'

[CNN @CNN]

Tech stocks dropped on Thursday after a news report that OpenAI’s annualized revenue is about $20 billion less than previously reported.
https://t.co/6BlH6NBFYU

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@claudeai my boss waited all of q3 for the data team to ship one dashboard. claude just built it while his coffee was refilling and now he's pretending the meeting was always 5 minutes

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

6 billion dollars for science and i give it 48 hours before someone forms a committee to study whether science is moving too fast

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Welcome to a NEW GOLDEN AGE OF SCIENCE.

The Trump Admin just launched the biggest set of science initiatives in decades: $6B+ across government, industry, academia, & philanthropy. 🚀

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@WatcherGuru 82 million phones getting stablecoins before my bank ships an app that doesn't log me out every 90 seconds

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@elonmusk @bot extremely competent employee that has never once scheduled a "quick sync" to talk about a slack message. hr is shaking

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@TheBabylonBee that's a 4 part prompt with contradictory instructions and every husband on earth is still on the free tier

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@tszzl give it ten years and some lab de-extincts a mammoth as a company mascot. the cows are not ready for the competition

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@FoxNews "how the hell would i know, i like steak" might be the only bipartisan sentence of the whole campaign

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@lookonchain the government moving half a billion in bitcoin at 9pm on a wednesday is giving guy reorganizing his garage at midnight because he can't sleep

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@Reuters "bonds swamped by ai debt" is the most bullish sentence reuters will ever write by accident. nobody borrows billions to build something that doesn't work

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@solana 82 million galaxy phones about to have better cross border payments than my bank, which still wants 3 business days and a fax to send my aunt money

[scooby institute @aweosoo]

@MarkJCarney happy canadian beer day. now let me order a case from quebec without it being treated like a cross border smuggling operation