litnesto

two things. 1. it’s Twitter not X 2. fuck ICE 🧊

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

Stick her behind the Chargers offensive line, that’ll finish her off

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

Who made this LMAOOO????

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[Amigo @Topboix]

"we're on the same wavelength" first of all that's the spectrum

[𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t]

pokemon npcs when you step in their view for 0.1 seconds

[Chat Sports @ChatSports]

Skattebo week 18 when he realizes JJ McCarthy isn't Jaxson Dart:

[litnesto @awesomeern]

😭😭😭😭🤣

[jack @jack_bfr]

You won’t believe who pops up at 12 seconds 💀

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Update?

[zeze឵឵឵឵ @ziblunt]

making friends on twt is like thinking the stripper loves u

[tata⁷ 🍓🐜 @iluvsgwara]

JAJAJAJAJJAJA oh IA, nunca le ganarás a un mexicano

[lee_na @s_c4rl3tt]

i go on X
talk to myself
then leave

[g. @heiskgx]

i don’t like hints, be straightforward or stfu

[pawg$lave @cumclog]

I’m a lot like Jesus in many ways (nice to whores)

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

hoes will be like "i love ur energy" and then drain it

[litnesto @awesomeern]

Mf spittin

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Me after fumbling a church baddie cause she asked what chapter comes after Jude and I said Bellingham

[Electrical Substation @SCSubstation]

Tell that to the people of Santa Clara who need power the power I provide. They don’t care about your precious ligaments and soft tissue.

I provide a service - I can’t help that the 49ers don’t get why they should move.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[mau @rllydu]

can’t even go to the pound anymore cuz they might throw me in with the big dogs