Awesomefatface

Ever been in a toxic relationship? Thats what its like when Suddenlink is your provider.

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@Blizzard_Ent Something to consider. If I'm buying the most expensive version of your game, maybe give me an exclusive spot in queue. That way I don't have to wait. Especially since I'm already waiting to be able to use my tier skips on your battle pass that isn't out yet either.

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@USPSHelp For the record Abilene TX is the closest distribution center to me

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@USPSHelp I want to know why on 2 occasions you guys have shipped packages further away from me. There is no reason to send a package out then ship it right back to the same center. Are you guys purposefully trying to play games and delay my packages?

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@UPS Garbage.

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@UPS I understand I couldn't get my package because the roads were terrible in Texas. However, even with clear roads you still have the slowest delivery service ever. If Amazon gave me the choice of who to choose to deliver my package I would never choose you.

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@netflix What in the world are these subtitles for icarly?

[Vermin Supreme (TM) KING of PRESIDENT America USA @VerminSupreme]

RT if you want a pony

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@Suddenlink As I tweet this I am having internet issues waiting for your technician who is late.

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@Suddenlink Where were these team members when I'm having a hardship with your internet on a daily basis?

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@Suddenlink I bet you this fix isn't even going to fix the awful internet you "provide" me.

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@Suddenlink Just like your god awful customer service my technician is late and is leaving much to be desired.

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@Suddenlink Again, it is 2:39 AM and my internet is stuttering like a crackhead. Getting constant disconnects, you are literally giving me the biggest aneurysm ever. Why are you so shit?

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

Please don't buy Tiktok @Microsoft it deserves to die. If you buy it please burn it to the ground so we don't have to deal with cancer anymore. #BanTikTok

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

Finally, I won't have to see shitty tiktok videos in people's stories. I approve #BanTikTok

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@suddenlink It is 12:47 AM. Your technicians bullshit excuse of using the pandemic for causing my outages is a load of shit. I guarantee you most people here are asleep. Get your fucking shit together

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@Suddenlink Not only have you taken my internet, you have taken my morale.

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@Suddenlink I understand not getting the speeds I pay for, I'm not unreasonable. I draw the line at the constant fucking internet drops

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

You should be ashamed to call yourself a provider @Suddenlink. All you provide is shit service and worse internet

[ChikoCheez @ChikoritaCheez]

Hearing this line come out of James feels so cursed

[Awesomefatface @awesomefatface]

@McDonalds Am I going to have to go to the store for some oreo bits because your employees don't know how to make a recipe right? A redo at that and still couldn't be bothered for some damn oreo bits