~Heather~

Too weird for the cool kids, too cool for the weird kids.

*Wife, Cat Mama, Cross Stitcher, CphT* (in that order)
💁🏻‍♀️😸🪡💊

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

Enter the Taste of Joy sweepstakes!
Go to https://t.co/9ZL3BeWDwd

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista Right!? A jar of Ragu mixed with 2-3 packets of Sweet n Low shouldn’t give us lifelong trust issues... 😝 #WTFood

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@JKsMafia @jordanknight I hope you’re referring to the drinks and not the slapping!

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@JKsMafia @jordanknight You know me so well! Then after the bitch slapping, drinks are on me... capiche? 🥂🍾

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Proud to accept 2.5MM @Huggies diapers for @Baby2Baby children. RT & Huggies will donate another day’s worth of diapers! #DonateDiapers

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@TwistedMacSista @OUBad hands down favorite pic of that night! 😊😘

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@dashabbfan @TwistedMacSista @NKOTB thanks!! So excited!!! 😃😃😃😃😃

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista @NKOTB let's Pit this!! So excited!! 😃

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista looooove this show!!! Sooo funny 😆

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@JKsMafia sad indeed! I lost 2 friends last year in a similar manner. Heart wrenching 😢💔

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@JKsMafia I'm sorry, who are you again? 😵

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista Ain't no lie! #NsyncForever

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista uh huh, I know how much of a softie you really are 😉😝 miss you too 💕 #HelloJoyce?

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista #JustFriends #bestmovieever

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista 🎶"Be yourself, be yourself, be yourseeeelf!" 🎶

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista it's ok, you can say it, I'm not ashamed. I turn 37 today. Yay me! 😜😎😘💕👍🏻🍺🎉

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

Well, if anyone was going to do it, I'm glad it was Adele :) @TwistedMacSista https://t.co/AphV6Q8Wff

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista I know you still love me!! 😁😜😍

[~Heather~ @AwesomeHeather]

@TwistedMacSista ha! I was hoping he wouldn't find out 😜 I've always rooted for Patriots, thought I'd try something new. Love you back!