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I think that one woman on here seeing the gif of Hannah Einbinder without having seen the movie and basically saying the "tits bouncing...so misogynistic" line in real life is beautiful actually. Genuinely makes me appreciate the movie a little bit more

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me in 8th grade: lying to my parents after they walked in on me making out with my girlfriend.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

‘Well, I’m Not a Lesbian or Bisexual’: Lauren Boebert Strongly Denies Sleeping With Aides

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mafin coded

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

i love when kisses get so intense you just grab at each other because you literally can’t get any closer to each other, that’s my favorite thing

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@forbesdelareina 🥹🥹🥹

[linz ☕️ @drluzborrell]

separating original tweets from retweets on our accounts is one of the most evil changes they’ve made around here i can feel my brain melting

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there are small bites here...thank god

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@koorlo hey.... i didn't get an official title, like captain. just, Sultry. i'm not sure whta to make of that

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already winning several pirate games where the prize is a shot of rum. Fuck, I might die

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@koorlo omg no, that's my only neg review rn

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@koorlo i don't think that's a good idea. one of them literally was handing out nametags when we boarded and she said she needed to read our energies to give us the right names, and she said mine was "sultry" so that' where we're at....

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@koorlo they gave us eye patches. we’re docking and heading to the bar now... and yes, i will be wearing mine for the rest of the night. committed to the bit.

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@koorlo on a pirate-themed boat for my friend’s birthday, making increasingly poor decisions... i think we know where this is headed. don’t call for help, i’m right where i want to be.

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They’re letting me shoot a water cannon, what the fuck is wrong with these people

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Made it… pirate name randomly assigned to my name-tag, “Sultry.” What have I gotten myself into.

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ironed her shirt and took pictures proving the oven is off so she won’t be anxious about it later, without her asking. We might miss the boat, but not because of my ADHD.

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Alba.

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

moaning while kissing is a lost art and i’m here to keep it alive

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@shhfangirl @koorlo and she had truly ethereal seductive powers.