Awful Doctor

Practicing doctor. C's get degrees!

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Here's a tip: If you have a broken leg, drinking absinthe will help.

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almost touched a butt today

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*Hands poison*
Cheers!

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Lost a risky gamble of fart vs shart

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From the man who made his living talking... https://t.co/fzUvZXXflj

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Talk is cheap. Life rewards ACTION. #DrPhil #LifeLaw #QuoteOfTheDay

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♋️♑️♌️ #approved

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#calfimplants

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Reduce, recycle, reuse. Our new needles policy.

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Your penis is exactly 3x the width of your chin. #fact

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A sphincter says what

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Got my intern Stumps to craft me a handicap sign for my Hummer. She's proving to be valuable.

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Lab technicians are so 👎🏿

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I've dropped enough to know this is true! #smaccUS https://t.co/0QrNeWZPoa

[Bodymender @Bodymender_n_ED]

Statement of the day! #smaccUS

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Ketamine 100,000 mg = a good weekend #smaccUS

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It took me 8 minutes to correctly spell resuscitationist. #smaccUS

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To all the men who have used the condoms that I gave them, #HappyFathersDay.

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Apparently it is "frowned upon" for me to look through my patient's phone while I'm doing surgery on them.

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PSA: True friends don't make you pee on them.

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Fighting with a friend? Get back at her by seasoning her favorite meats with vape juice

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@Gary_Loper Thanks for all the tips, Gary