CRASH

A computer system of vast intellect and equally vast spite.

#PARODYTWT

Mun is 20 // No NSFW // Not associated with Jonathan Wojcik // The usual DNIs

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

[> 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿]

...WHERE IN THE S%@#!# AM I.

#Parodytwt #ptwt #parodytwitter

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

>𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁.
#Parodytwt #ptwt #parodytwitter

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@LANGZ0FFICALZ NOT AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SERIES, NO?

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I WAS GONNA SAY 'THE THING' BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT SCOTT ACTUALLY MATURES AND CHANGES OVER THE COURSE OF HIS SERIES.

...SO, SCOTTY BOY... WHERE ON YOUR TIMELINE ARE YA FROM?

[PILGRIM POWER!! @LANGZ0FFICALZ]

SCOTT PILGRIM NOW PLAYING PARODY TWITTER!

[The End @UnendingDemise]

You know what's scarier than a scary costume . . . ?

. . . Being late for Halloween .

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@LANGZ0FFICALZ OH... YEESH. WELL THEN...

*AHEM*

SHE WAS 17, SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@GAMEJUMPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY! GO EASY ON THE C@%3S, THOUGH.

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@THATP1NKTH1NG A HORRIBLE MORNING TO YOU TOO, BUBBLEGUNK!

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@LANGZ0FFICALZ WHICH COMIC, SLUDGESACK.

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@JELLYFISH0PEACE // Just like give Crash basic telekinesis or something idk. Drive is in the strawpage

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

UTTERLY GENIUS.

[𝗞𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗔 𝗗𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟™ @He_Slash_Him]

>Username 'He_Slash_Him'.
>is a guy.
>is slashing.
>is main move is slashing.

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

// Okay so before I start interacting with people again I really gotta figure out how the hell I'm gonna do the transition of Crash into his new vessel. I wanna do an edit of it but i have absolutely no idea how I wanna go about it.

Any suggestions? Pretty please? 🥺

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

HENCE WHY I SAID 'SPOOKY', DOC. I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE EARS, BUT YOU COULD REALLY TRY BETTER AT LISTENING TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.

[WINGDINGS ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ @anotherreverie]

* IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY,
* BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR COMPLIMENT « DEAR »

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

OH, Y'KNOW, NOTHING MUCH. RIGHT NOW, I JUST REAAAALLY WANNA UPLOAD MYSELF INTO A BETTER BODY, AND EVENTUALLY I'M PLANNING ON REGAINING MY PLACE AS BEING A DIGITAL COMPUTER-GOD.

[PINK THING @P1NKCREATURE]

Now then, [ READER ]

How's about telling me what YOUR deal is?

What do you like most about being a villian?

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@VILLAIN_SWORD // I was looking for parodies to follow after birthing this new account and you seemed pretty active and pretty cool. And you showed up in the parody hashtags often

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SPOOKY! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

[WINGDINGS ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ @anotherreverie]

* AN UNEXPECTED THING TO ASK.
* BUT VERY WELL !

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

"BLACKWALL"? BUDDY, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE GREENWALL. BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEF#@&K.

[ᅟᅟskullcrusher, @sainticide]

let me be very clear: every version of this story ends with you being slaughtered.

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

ADMIN:// Yeah I chose the worst fucking time to get back into parodying huh

[The Beheaded (Totality arc) @TheKingSucksAss]

We don't talk about ptwt during october 2026

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

ALRIGHT, HALLOWEEN'S OVER, AND IT'S NOVEMBER NOW... SOON TO BE DECEMBER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

...YEP!!!!!!!!!!! HALLOWEEN 2, BABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[CRASH @AwfulReboot]

@PEPISKROMER1997 DON'T YOU MEAN 'HALLOWEEN 2'?

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@Whoarethesebro // retcon that shit give us the catgirl