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A computer system of vast intellect and equally vast spite.

#PARODYTWT

Mun is 20 // No NSFW // Not associated with Jonathan Wojcik // The usual DNIs

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[> 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿]

...WHERE IN THE S%@#!# AM I.

#Parodytwt #ptwt #parodytwitter

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>𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁.
#Parodytwt #ptwt #parodytwitter

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OH, Y'KNOW, NOTHING MUCH. RIGHT NOW, I JUST REAAAALLY WANNA UPLOAD MYSELF INTO A BETTER BODY, AND EVENTUALLY I'M PLANNING ON REGAINING MY PLACE AS BEING A DIGITAL COMPUTER-GOD.

[PINK THING @P1NKCREATURE]

Now then, [ READER ]

How's about telling me what YOUR deal is?

What do you like most about being a villian?

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@VILLAIN_SWORD // I was looking for parodies to follow after birthing this new account and you seemed pretty active and pretty cool. And you showed up in the parody hashtags often

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SPOOKY! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

[WINGDINGS ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ @anotherreverie]

* AN UNEXPECTED THING TO ASK.
* BUT VERY WELL !

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"BLACKWALL"? BUDDY, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE GREENWALL. BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEF#@&K.

[ᅟᅟskullcrusher, @sainticide]

let me be very clear: every version of this story ends with you being slaughtered.

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ADMIN:// Yeah I chose the worst fucking time to get back into parodying huh

[The Beheaded (Totality arc) @TheKingSucksAss]

We don't talk about ptwt during october 2026

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ALRIGHT, HALLOWEEN'S OVER, AND IT'S NOVEMBER NOW... SOON TO BE DECEMBER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...

...YEP!!!!!!!!!!! HALLOWEEN 2, BABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

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@PEPISKROMER1997 DON'T YOU MEAN 'HALLOWEEN 2'?

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@Whoarethesebro // retcon that shit give us the catgirl

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@FluffiestGirl OH HEY, YOU'RE BACK. I THINK.

[THE PINK THING!!! @THATP1NKTH1NG]

"Tell us YOUR deal, TV boyuh!"

[The Photoshop Guy @Photoshop_Gy]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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@PEPISKROMER1997 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SPAMMY.

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𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙉, 𝙎𝙇𝙐𝘿𝙂𝙀𝙎𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙎!

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@DeterminedV0id //

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@BONETRAYAL NOPE. I LIKE YOUR VIBES, THOUGH. YOU SEEM A LOT MORE TOLERABLE THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE LOSERS 'ROUND HERE. PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM ORGANICS.

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@AcrossFrontiers YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The House of Spiders - The Nursefathers @HOSThumbsDown]

This is the House of Spiders. A p ace no one can es pe fr m. A p ce e er su ended, e er ba red om t hing th e s k .

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@SYNTAXXEDFOLD ONLY *ONE* LANDMINE? YOU'RE NO FUN.

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THE ONLY 'PURE' WORLD IS A WORLD OF PURE DEATH, AND EVEN THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO SEED NEW LIFE.

JUST SO YA KNOW.