🪱cigarette worm🪱

stinky

[shlorg @shlorgsquare]

The idea of the back rooms being the explanation for every supernatural conspiracy theory is very cool

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We just gave the guy whose fault this is 1 trillion dollars

[🪱cigarette worm🪱 @awh_hell]

@todrire Its true, they are great to use in different circumstances

[sarah ⚢ @lesbicot]

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

My niece loudly said "look at all this AI slop. They should be embarrassed to sell this" right in front of several booths at the festival and you know what? She's sooo right and I hope they heard her

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!

Cat owners: I found him in the trash

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[. @S0NDER1NG]

claudia

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplitai]

i hate when someone older than me tells me “it only gets worse from here” boo!!! you suck!!! you suck at this!!!!

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[zombiewells @zombiewellz]

Here’s the well in November 2024. It’s been leaking toxic brine into the ground for over 18 months. Now it’s also flowing oil. Chevron doesn’t care. The Texas Railroad Commission doesn’t care either.

[Naru Koizumi (Old Account got Hacked) @MahiruYuuki]

This was one of my favorite shows to watch as a kid
Shame that Nick doesn't acknowledges it's existence for obvious reasons

[🪱cigarette worm🪱 @awh_hell]

Roommate's 11 year old is on summer break now and she really wants him to wake up earlier than 3pm. But I secretly love that he sleeps in that late, bc it makes me feel like me and H are home alone for once (also that is a prime time summer break experience wtf)

[blue @bluewmist]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it's like 'the point of doing them is to get good at them' and not 'this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I think Dr Pepper is a Gynecologist