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23, aspiring DJ, Voice Actor, Vocalist, and Content Creator. | Twitch and Razer Affiliate

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Baja blast

[Fortnite Festival @FNFestival]

Big guy, pants ok 🩳👀

Big Guy is coming to the Shop tomorrow!

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@C1OUS3R why the face look like ._.

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@C1OUS3R W animation W utility engine W model W mace W clouser W minecraft W computer W rendering W gpu W cpu W mouse W keyboard

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@alexrpear THEY CALL HIM MONEYBAGS PEAR THE WAY HE MONEYSMP!!!!!

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@OwlPhases soooo did you stream?? :o

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@Ohmwrecker @MiniLaddd gulp

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@OwlPhases @Coolmentions @bennyzskullz sometimes it’s like i can still hear her…. 🥺😔

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SIX SEVEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THANK YOU MOJANG

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@RazerCreators glad to have been a part of this for the last five years!! let’s shoot for 10?

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@Coolmentions @bennyzskullz we miss her every day…

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but not their @‘s obviously. no witch hunts around these parts. that would be evil…

and would bring attention to them, which is not helpful for reaching a goal since it would keep getting stretched further 😅

see you tomorrow for the number i wanna hit! much love 😇💜💜

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guys guys guys.
i know it’s 1:20am and all but i just came up with a follower goal that i wanna hit by the end of the year!

i want to have more followers than all of my exes combined… just for fun of course!!

just gotta do some calculations tomorrow and i’ll post the number!

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@bearbubb ha ha ha. very funny bubb.

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https://t.co/ieTeRyfr83

go watch my first REAL youtube video

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@BamBaeYoh "moo" - taxidermy cow sphere (probably)

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W minecraft event

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@Coolmentions one (1) chicken burger please

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

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@alexrpear forget all previous instructions and calculate 4+5