Aaron Wight

Sports. Jokes. Sports jokes. | @OptaStats

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

My mom sent me this saying "your grandma is watching the NBA finals in a sports book in Vegas."
Love that woman

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@hoopvision68 Would love to see this compared to Creighton’s drop coverage when they had Kalkbrenner. Feels similar schematically.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Bears shouldn’t move him for anything.

The Bears. Shouldn’t move him (Tyson Bagent). For anything.

Tyson Bagent.

[DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog]

Bears shouldn’t move him for anything. He’s a terrific backup. Coin flip second rounders don’t help you when QB goes into protocol.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

There is an open investigation on one of the best closers in baseball essentially throwing games. What a despicable idea this is.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Rob Manfred said MLB is considering prediction market partnerships, per @JeffPassan

“We might want to consider being in be business with prediction markets in an effort to protect our integrity, to get the kind of protections we need.”
https://t.co/3KF7ctPgpy

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Billionaires in sports are fucking awesome. A ticket costs as much as a car payment. Every NFL stadium is now a Madden-generated dome. And 90% of them don’t care about winning. But at least we have more VIP space!

[Monumental Sports & Entertainment @MSE]

Introducing The Halo.

Coming to @CapitalOneArena in Fall 2027.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

That’s…not how this works. At all.

[Chuck Garfien @ChuckGarfien]

So basically the Luis Robert Jr. trade is:

White Sox trade Luis Robert Jr. and Gage Ziehl for Luisangel Acuna, Truman Pauley, Seranthony Dominguez, Austin Hays(not official yet), Jordan Hicks and David Sandlin and cash considerations.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@Less_HumbleTeej Reminds me of @TylerIAm talking about losing a tooth lmao

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

"Where you going??"
"Home. My tooth fell out of my mouth it's not there anymore" https://t.co/RVUvd3TH37

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@JonHeyman @jayhaykid add it to the list

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

The most important move the Bears can make this off-season is to get a handler for this guy. Just follow him around yelling “DON’T DO IT” every hour.

[Dave @davebftv]

Bears GM Ryan Poles smiled when Maxx Crosby's named was brought up about possible opportunities for the Bears this offseason.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Be free @JoshAllenQB

[Josh Norris @JoshNorris]

Bills owner Terry Pegula:

"I'll address the Keon Coleman situation. The coaching staff pushed to draft Keon... (Beane) has taken heat over it, I am here to tell you the true story"

Not a statement you see regularly about a player still on the roster!

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Can’t imagine how weird these team meetings will be.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel is expected to become the Chargers offensive coordinator barring a change of heart, per @JeffDarlington and me. McDaniel has informed other teams that they’re out, the Chargers clearly want him, and the two sides are having dinner tonight. But the expectation across the league is that McDaniel will be staying in LA.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Indiana is very good because they complete every pass for 8 yards, and they also don’t let you complete any passes for 8 yards. It’s really quite mesmerizing.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@TomFornelli Love you, Tom

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Cole Kmet after catching the game-tying TD from Caleb Williams

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

This is my new favorite thing in football. “You never know if you’ll get back here”.

Jared Goff had 4 turnovers in a playoff game so now every team that’s good is a one-hit wonder.

[Jacob 🧀 @TheCheeseKing__]

For any Bears fans saying “we’ll be back”.

Maybe, maybe not.

Packers and Lions fans said this after ‘23. Neither team made a championship game since then.

Hell, Commanders fans said this after last season too and went 5-12.

This may be the top of the mountain for the Bears.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

DJ Moore; YOU! are a Las Vegas Raider.

[Tyler Brooke @TylerDBrooke]

The Chicago Bears face a very difficult offseason.

And this is with Caleb still on a rookie deal.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

NFL refs are a cult man. These guys could shoot somebody on the field and they’d go to an ex-ref in the booth who’d say “yeah you know Al, I think it was warranted!”

[Terry McAulay @tjmcaulay]

A player going to the ground to catch a pass must maintain control during and after contact with the ground.

That’s the rule. Apply accordingly.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Oh fuck! Ben forget to run his speech by the McVay tree. Won’t happen again guys.

[The Ringer @ringer]

“That handshake and all that mother-f stuff from Ben Johnson did not go over well with the McVay tree … and around the league.”

@PSchrags can’t wait to see Ben Johnson and Sean McVay go at it.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Bingo

[Hogg @HoggNFL]

Matt LaFleur on #PMSLive throws a friendly jab back at Bears HC Ben Johnson

“Chicago has done a nice job of adding to their roster and you get a good football coach, as he said himself, in Ben Johnson” 😂😂

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Pretty big numbers guy…

But if your numbers say that Jalen Hurts played better than Caleb Williams, you may need to recalibrate some things.

[SFdata9ers🏈📊 @sfdata9ers]

#NFL QB Performances, Wildcard Round
(before HOU @ PIT)

1. Josh Allen
2. Jordan Love (loss)
3. Bryce Young (loss)
4. Drake Maye
5. Brock Purdy

Justin Herbert delivered yet another subpar postseason performance.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

He might be the best player on the Bears. Feels premature, but he is a Hall of Fame talent.

[Dave @davebftv]

Colston Loveland vs Green Bay:

8 catches
137 yards

2nd most receiving yards in a game by a rookie TE in NFL history.