I just spend the last 7 minutes trying to sign into my work email. *Password incorrect
Let me try my 20 potential passwords. *Password incorrect
Oh... I spelled my email wrong.
My mom tells me she wants a Polaroid camera for Christmas.
Me: What kind of pictures will you take? Wait...Mom, are you high?
Mom: *shakes head yes... I want to take pictures of everything. Your fish, the yard, my new friend @Lexyjay88
Hahaha.