If you want to know what parenting is like: my two kids were arguing about whether it’s Friday or Saturday. When I told them it is Sunday they BOTH told me I was wrong. But at least they finally agreed on something.
My New Year’s resolution was to not waste/throw away food. The rest of my family apparently didn’t make the same resolution. So here I am eating a donut, egg roll, and a bowl of chili for breakfast.
My 5 y/o daughter just informed me I’m a moron because I had the audacity to say “I bet unicorns can fly.” To quote her “oh my gosh dad, Pegasus’ fly not unicorns! I thought everyone knew that.” I don’t need that much sass this early on a Saturday