Maria Wingert

UMN student, agriculture advocate, and avid explorer.

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

@1013KDWB what version of Carol of the Bells did you play this morning at 6:55? TYSM

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

@TrekBikes should be EMBARRASSED with the fit on these bikes. Did a blind 4 year old fit these athletes?! #CrossfitGames2022

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

@boburnham just listened to Kanye’s “Make Happy” and told my husband “hey this reminds me of Bo Burhnham’s set about the Pringle can” so if you’re wondering if you hit the mark YA DID

[Mr.T @MisterT_333]

Mr Cohen: "how many times per year does #realDonaldTrump order the #KFC family bucket?"

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True love is @kaitlynbristowe letting @Jason_Tartick have the wine glass while she sucks it up and has wine in a whiskey glass. I’m here for this. Also TY for the bachelor recap I’m stranded at the airport 🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

YAS @CoachKrystal__ playing the “yeah we’re having a baby (puppy)” card for all of us on #thebachelor
I SEE YOU

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

Lol thought @ArieLuyendyk was reading a receipt

#thebachelorpremier

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

Agency Sunday scaries include dreaming that your finance team CAME TO YOUR HOUSE bc you didn’t submit your timesheet last week 🥺

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

I’m going to start telling people it is actually one day earlier in the week than it is when they ask if it’s Friday yet. I swear I’ve heard it 30 times this week so today I’m just going to tell everyone it’s Wednesday and see how it goes

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

Is it a requirement that when you’re running late and grabbing an Uber that you basically HAVE TO convince yourself they are taking you to the wrong place and the world is ending

[Girth Brooks @GirthBrooksLive]

Live look inside Amazon’s servers #PrimeDay

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

John: I made the app for Venmo!
Me: I have Venmo! #TheBachelorette

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

If small children in snow clothes doesn’t just melt your heart do you even have one?

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE ONE FAKE EYE LASH ON BECCA RN #TheBachelor

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Turn 👏Your 👏Headlights👏On👏When👏Its👏Snowing👏

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

Watching Kathy Lee and Hoda is like watching two sworn enemies try to be friends because their new boyfriends are BFFs

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

God bless the guys at @Valvoline for dealing with my reckless driving and inability to follow hand signals

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

EXCUSE ME @MidlandOfficial I️ have a real question about how you sound live pls confirm WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL NOISE

[Maria Wingert @awingertworld]

In other news, if you’ve used your twitter account for anything but tweeting at radio stations or TV shows since 2012 ur doing it wrong.