Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱

Raw and Colorful シ C -R-A-Z-Y-N-E-S-S Personified. #SeriouslyFunny

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

अभी अभी कुछ गुजरा है, लापरवाह...धूल में दौड़ता हुआ.
ज़रा पलट कर देखुं तो....बचपन था शायद.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Intelligent people live miserably.
Ignorance is bliss.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Striving for the Best is the cruelest thing you are doing to yourself.
‘Best’ is an illusion, you can never reach.
Settle for ‘Satisfactory’. Satisfactory will always be satisfactory, Best will not be Best always.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

People not happy in the Country they are born…
People not happy in the Religion they are born..
People not happy in the Looks they are born..
People not happy in the Gender they are born…
Are they just unhappy being Born ?!

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Boarding schools are like a High Class Orphanage.
As many years the kid spends there, that much he/she is becoming a robot away from family values.
#Truth

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

People have stopped understanding the difference between hospitality between a hotel and a hospital. You pay at both places for the room but the purpose is different…

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Love is not like Diabetes, it happened then it’s going to stay.
Love is like Normal Sugar level In a diabetic, you have to work hard and put effort to maintain it.
#MedicalLove

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

You read Physics Chemistry Maths more than others and become an IITian. How does it make you more qualified to give speech on life lessons, society and such things?!
Even more so these actors… they give gyan on everything.. from feminism to parenting. Under what qualifications?!

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Bangalore has maximum number of IT professionals. Ideas originate from this land. Everyday one more apps and idea are coming forward… but… no one knows how to solve the Bangalore traffic situation ?! All IT brains are going in wrong direction. #Bangaloreatraffic #SiliconValley

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

BMTC buses identify themselves as a Scooter… they take pass from right.. left or even between two stalled vehicles. They run on diverted roads, pothole roads or even footpath… with same speed.
Shall we call it Vehicle-fluidity ?!!
# BangaloreTraffic

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

@SudiptoDoc Gen Beta - ‘let’s challenge the physiology’ campaign 😹

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

If people can identify themselves as a gender which is not there in their birth certificate, why can’t I identify myself at an age which is not there in my ID card ?!

I call myself 18 years old from now onwards and you can’t retire me.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

@ola_supports Parents worried to escalate the issue as driver knows the house address. Just make sure your trips are more safe for single female travelers.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

After raising Safety issue with one of the Ola rides, the customer care offers a voucher.
Obviously, a human dignity and life can be compensated with a voucher. Well done @Olacabs
Btw, the SOS and ‘Emergency’ doesn’t work in real situations. But it’s not your problem I guess.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

If ‘Shut up’ is to keep quiet… then ‘shut down’ must be to keep talking … right ?!

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

People who want to die.. actually, they don’t want to die, they just want to live differently.

Please give everyone a chance to live differently.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Being a doctor, my newest discovery is finding the composition of Chill Pill…

It’s Paracetamol… as it chills you when you are hot (read fever).

So next time someone tells you to take a chill pill… you know what to ask the pharmacist.

Anyone needs a prescription ?! 🤓

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Success and Violence have similar kind of addiction.
Once you start… you don’t want to stop.

Adrenaline rush can make you either Successful or Violent.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

There is no bigger addiction than Oxygen…..
Withdrawal symptoms will kill you…. literally.
#HaveYouEverThought

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

@vcsood The solution is castration. Just catch, castrate, release. Even if we do castration 2 months in a year, in 2-3 years the stray dogs population will decrease drastically. Next… how to know if the dog is castrated? Simple.. tag the ears, like they do for cows.

[Hema Řekha & Jaya ⏱ @awk_doc]

Calling someone a Dog is an abuse for us.
When you call someone a dog, both the speaker and the listener imagine a street dog getting beaten, biting… and not a puppy or a pet whom you bought in Lakhs.
- Solve the stray dogs problem, and ‘Dog’will no longer be abusive word.
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