alyssa

a perfectly nice, standard-issue, brown-haired, white woman with a college education
—giants/niners/warriors—

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@PardonMyTake

[KNBR @KNBR]

Tony Vitello was asked about Giants' fans booing throughout the night after a rough 13-3 loss.

"What would you do? They paid for their ticket. They chose this over everything else. I mean there's 85 million shows you can watch on Netflix... maybe your walls are painted orange & black and this is the team your whole family for generations has supported, you got a lot invested. So you want something in return. At the very least a good effort, maybe execution here and there... it got to the point where it wasn't an acceptable effort."

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

it has occurred to me that many are into “thinking before speaking.” which i have personally never been fond of, but am looking into.

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

my wife isn’t a manic pixie dream girl. more like, stable dwarf reality woman

[W❍LF @babybadwolf]

I need to sit by moving water about this

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@BarstoolYak How do the 48% pronounce “four”?

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and coworkers making small talk with me

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@jakemalasek correct

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@Katiemoneygrabz And it’s flat! (Mostly)

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@Katiemoneygrabz Great Highway/ocean beach through Golden Gate Park should get you close to 20k if you just start wanderin’ :)

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@jakemalasek “Not the most beautiful city by any means” 🚩 🚩 🚩

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

I like when football players touch helmets after a good play. Like a little kiss

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

bone temple goated

includes the best musical set piece i’ve seen since sinners

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

@RGIII @NFL @OuttaPocketRG3 @BuffaloBills Catch

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

Niners/Patriots Super Bowl would go so hard

[alyssa @awkalyssa]

Kyle shanahan COTY 🙏

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

liking a guy is dangerous. what if he makes me watch a jim carrey movie