Kat

23 with the mouth of a sailor & a face of an angel | California 🤙🏻

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

ten minutes into “conspiracy theories & chill” and we start gettin illuminaughty

[cam @camzucc]

BIRTH CONTROL IS NOT AN ABORTION. IT IS PREGNANCY PREVENTION, ACNE MEDICATION, CRAMP REDUCTIONS, PREVENTION OF ETOPIC PREGNANCIES, PREVENTION OF BREAST OR OVARIAN CYSTS AND CANCERS, LIGHTER PERIODS, HELP FOR ANEMIA. OHIO IS BULLSHIT- BILL 182 IS BULLSHIT.

[jay @fatherjstn]

when someone asks me “how’s it going” and I say “it’s going” this is what I really mean

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

I’m really in the mood to just move out of state without telling anyone again 🙃

[Naima Cochrane’s Burner Acct @stillnaima]

A reminder that most women don’t even know they’re pregnant until 5 or 6 weeks.

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Some people read this as “deck sitting in a lawn chair with a bottle of whiskey season.”

Those without a death wish read it as “take necessary safety precautions for the possibility of severe weather.”

Please be the latter.

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

It’s pretty much a comfort food the mash that mashed potatoes are oddly enough

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

Honestly curious as to why I hated oatmeal as a child but I now fucking love it as an adult

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

I always tell guys that they shouldn’t like me because I’m the worst and I ruin lives and they always think it’s a cute flirting tactic and then they get butt hurt when I end up psychologically scarring them like ? I literally told u not to do this

[the devil's cormorant🌹 @VeganRachel]

if your boyfriend doesn't like your pet then you dump the boyfriend NOT THE PET.

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

I COULD SCREAM

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

I’ve gone to 4 places trying to GET MY ENGINE SCANNED WHY

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

Literalllllllllllllllllllllllly hate arguing with someone who believes that they’re constantly right and can’t even admit to their own shitty behavior 🙃

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

“What are you the bootyhole police?!” 💀

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

Working nights is all fun and games until you realize you’ve beeen laying in bed all day and REALLY don’t want to get up to go to work

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

@iambritty Have you looked at target?! They have scrunched bottoms that are slightly cheeky but they’re SUPER comfy, and they give pretty good coverage!

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

Yes hi it’s 1 am and I’m currently IN A FUCKING LINE AT TACOBELL WUT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[Peabee @PeabeePls]

I just want everyone to know it’s Max’s birthday!!

[Michael Zion Omotoye. @TheOnlineBigBro]

FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN

˙ʍou sʇɹɐʇs ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɹoʍ ɹnoʎ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟI ˙ʇɥɓıuoʇ sʍǝu pooɓ ploʇ ǝq llıʍ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɔuıS

[Kat @awkgirlfd]

So my roommate & I were talking about astrology and apparently I’m satan bc im a Scorpio and my sun & moon signs are in Scorpio 😂😂😂