Kempai

Rogue Dinosaur PI
(He/him)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This is how the BBC reported a doctor being literally raped to death by Israeli forces.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Both barely aged

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

you always want to bomb the Middle East

[Sam Coates Sky @SamCoatesSky]

The Greens are now the number 1 pick for all voting age groups under 50, in today’s YouGov poll

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

This is how media lies to you in real time.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

The 50 wealthiest families in the UK own more than 34 million people combined.

That level of inequality is totally unsustainable.

A wealth tax isn’t radical - it’s inevitable. And the Green Party will keep making the case.

[Kempai @awkkword]

In Monopoly, if two people end up in jail at the same time then one should be able to shank the other

[Kempai @awkkword]

It's crazy how Ekko and Jinx/Powder always steal the show in episode 7 of a season

#Arcane

[erica @lizprker]

meanwhile this is clark

[Kempai @awkkword]

Eye tests are never as relaxing as ASMR make them seem 🤓

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[Kempai @awkkword]

The sooner humanity figures out ears the better

[Kempai @awkkword]

It's so frustrating being a nocturnal people person. Maybe I just gotta move to the right timezone

[Kempai @awkkword]

Why is every bus delayed EXCEPT for the one you're a minute late for? 🤔

[Kempai @awkkword]

I stopped to smell the roses today and it was fuckin EXHILARATING!!!

[Kempai @awkkword]

Pooping is the shit

[Kempai @awkkword]

I walked through some grass and now I'm gonna sneeze forever

[Kempai @awkkword]

Churston Drive is a cruel joke

[Kempai @awkkword]

Pizza places gotta stay open an hour later. Who do I talk to about this?