GarfieldCultist

Just an annoying dumb little idiot obsessed with Garfield and funny things to make me go haha (btw I'm 29)

[GarfieldCultist @awkward_asylum]

Your name is Dale Cooper. You go to sleep in your lovely room at the Great Northern Hotel. At approximately 2:37 am you dream of this. You awaken at 2:44 am to record your dreams to Diane. What does this mean?

[jetpack cat :3 @jetpackcatt]

MMEEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

people in the replies getting genuinely upset that this middle aged father is playing my chemical romance at his child’s birthday party instead of like. Rites of Spring or Drive Like Jehu is making me cry so bad

[les @lesyyu]

MY CATS MUGSHOT IS TAKING ME OUT

[໊ @shaynyss]

Why was she catching strays im crine

[bagel 🤍 @bageloverwatch]

overwatch mythic weapons if blizzard locked the hell in

[radish 萝卜 @yinsanyun]

motivational and empowering kefka quote of the day

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Title Theme - Koji Kondo (The Legend of Zelda： Ocarina of Time) (1998)

[GarfieldCultist @awkward_asylum]

@LilithLovett Can I just point out the fucking irony of these idiots obsessing over that fucking song when that song has been a criticism of Republicans since the day it released in 1969

[꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ @bunnfait]

qp penalty for leaving is so stupid leave me alone why do i HAVE to play with people who genuinely can’t tell their ass from their elbow bro I can’t i can’t i can’t

[GarfieldCultist @awkward_asylum]

@CaesarsBestBoy @Shattubatu Gen z literally invented angle magic because our generation is the reason Snapchat became popular what are you fucking on about, grandma

[tsu ྀི @tsuakies]

me when im not good at a character i picked up 2 seconds ago:

[GarfieldCultist @awkward_asylum]

@Zoyag9fc You're supposed to remove them and handwash them to prevent them from folding and bunching and losing shape btw

[Seur @Seur101]

You can tell it’s champ because they’re not randomly trying to dps mid fight while their team needs healing and they don’t die like a hamster three seconds into the clip

[Sofei_COMMS open @SofeiArt]

#DeadbyDaylight #AceVisconti

[GERMJIRA @GERMJIRA]

dbd is survivor sided simply because if you lose as survivor you just get a little angry but losing as a killer starts making you feel like you don’t even deserve love

[Izzy ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★🛸 @brideofripley]

they’re having a mother off

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

What Is Love — Haddaway (1993)

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Chemical Plant Zone — Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (1992)

[GarfieldCultist @awkward_asylum]

@luckyxiv Finally some representation, my profile is the exact same 💀