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I came. I saw. I made it weird, so I left.

*full-time nerd, academic, dog-lover, lover of trash tv*

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Everybody poops? Wrong. Believe me, I know poops. I have the best poops. Tremendous poops. No one poops better than me. #TrumpBookReport

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@LesleyJeavons Thank you so very much!

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@LesleyJeavons Thank you so much! It’s definitely a hard day for us all, but we are hanging in!

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Watching @TheGoldbergsABC tonight is bittersweet knowing that we lost George Segal today.

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Usually me. And not in the fun way. More in the “I stumbled to the bathroom and crashed into my dog, a chair, and the door on the way” lord of way. #ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight

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@suzieQ0007 Cheese

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Find the lie. #TexasMaskMandate #Texas #MaskUp

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Barba saying goodbye to Liv still makes me cry every time. That’s some damn good writing. @warrenleightTV @SVUWritersRoom

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Truth. #FridayFeeling #90s

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It’s one of those mornings where I’m just sitting on the toilet staring into space because I’m not ready to start the day. Anyone else? #FridayMotivation #tired

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@patmacdonald Vaguely.

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Wonderful episode! @warrenleightTV @SVUWritersRoom

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I feel attacked

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Hear me out, the headline for working from home should be “The struggle is real—and it’s wearing sweatpants.” #workingfromhome #remoteteaching #COVID19

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I had to go pick up something from a local plumbing store for a repair, and I’ve decided that plumber nose is the new plumber butt. #facemask #COVID #maskhole

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I just realized that I have a plumber in my speed dial and consistently refer to him as “my plumber”. I’m pretty sure this makes me an adult. #AdultingAndStuff #ImGettingOldBecause

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Watching @nbcsvu reruns (what else is new?) and seeing Stuckey kill O’Halloran gets me every time. @warrenleightTV @SVUWritersRoom

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I feel attacked. But also seen. #AdultingAndStuff #cookies