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shitshow

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My mom had me at 39 🤷‍♀️

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@GovPressOffice Release the maps!!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Ted Cruz treating his posts like Cancun:

Gets caught, then disappears.

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I came here to rant because everything else is too public lol. Here I am just your neighborhood caterpie.

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Nothing like a good old political argument with your boomer parent about situations going on at your place of work. Yes, I'm sure you TOTALLY know more about this than me, considering you didn't know about the situation until yesterday. 😐

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@MetrolinkRIV 405 just passed us 🤣 c'mon.

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@MetrolinkRIV Can we get an update on 403? We've been stopped a while now. Not sure what's going on.

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@MetrolinkRIV I was just told by Metro attendant that all Riverside lines are cancelled.

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@MetrolinkRIV Says 11B right now...?

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@MetrolinkRIV When is departure?

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@Metrolinksb Total garbage. This was the most crowded platform I've ever seen. At the last minute, after we've all been waiting for the doors to open, we get told to run down the union tunnel to 6B.

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@MetrolinkRIV Thank you.

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Being put on a group text against my will is my personal hell

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Haven't tweeted in a while. Figured this was worth the comeback.

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@MetrolinkRIV Looking at this now, I'm glad I left the platform and drove in 🫠

I hope things get settled for the rest of the week!

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@LethaLjuicebox @pete666 Excellent idea

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Do you remember when you joined X? I don't because I joined TWITTER
#MyXAnniversary

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🙄🤨

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@__DigitalBath__ Oh okay I guess I forgot the world domination part haha

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How do boobs know that 🤔