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not a bot lol just here to observe. I don’t tweet much 🤷🏻‍♀️

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

Lots of older folks who simply cannot manage the cleanup on their own and I have no idea how to get help to us. Please share this, tag folks, whatever. We need all hands on deck!

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We left home today because it’s 90°outside and even hotter inside. Our dogs were getting heat sick. Abandoned out here where the sting jet thing hit hardest. We’re in Alabama having the first hot shower since Thursday night.

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These areas are unseen because we have no cell service to contact people with. No one has been out there. Neighbors have been holding each other down but WE NEED SOME FUCKING HELP in NW Pensacola.

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So many downed trees in Gonzalez/Cantonment across the bridge from Pace. I lost my favorite critter watching tree. Power lines are still down in my neighborhood. No cell service. No one is coming and we need help #hurricaneisaias …

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@weartv I just be in the other 30% then because my expected date has been pushed back to tomorrow at 11:45pm and it just keeps getting pushed back.

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@NikkiBarnes I’m near Pace and want you all to know how much we appreciate you supporting our communities. THANK YOU ALL!

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Like a jet engine for HOURS last night. It was shaking my house back and forth. I lost my favorite tree outside my bedroom window. Birds and squirrels just finished nesting a few weeks ago. The cleanup is massive. My whole neighborhood looks the way my yard does…

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

All humans and animals at my home were unharmed but we’ve got SO much outside damage oh my god. So may of my trees are just gone. One fell on top of a car. One fell on my deck and destabilized it and blew half of it off. The winds were howling and screaming and sounded….

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

By all means, try it at your own peril, assface. I will personally help women learn about common plants that are poisonous. I even grow a few in my garden 😉

[Cheyenne Hunt @CheyenneHuntCA]

Right-wing tech CEO suggests “doping” women with oxytocin to force them to bond with their husbands and end the “tragedy of divorce”. This is part of a radical forced marriage agenda that sees women’s autonomy as a threat.

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

Huge thanks to Chef Andres for sending a team to our city for storm relief!

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

We have a team @WCKitchen already deployed to my beloved Pensacola
Area, first time I arrived to USA in 1990/91 was on that town #ChefsForFlorida

[Sunday (1994) @Sunday1994band]

Justice for Jane Doe 🖤⛪️

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

Lord have mercy.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Annie 'Trannie' Andrews is running against our wonderful Darline Graham for the Senate in South Carolina ... Trannie is not for South Carolina, and South Carolina must show, in the upcoming Election, that it is not for her. VOTE FOR DARLINE GRAHAM — SHE HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT, AND WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Hey, Florida friends!

It's the last day to register to vote!

Get on it!

https://t.co/jKT2dHBClt

[Marge Gunderson @CareyCareyyaya]

Thus guy needs to go to fucking jail

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

@MissSassbox Idk man maybe I need to be more like Elmo. Big private back yard and it’s raining here. Might go out naked in boots and see what happens 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

[JoyMaple @MapleSyrupYummo]

My vote does not need to be earned. My vote is to stop fascism by voting for anti fascists. Any democrat running against a republican gets my vote. No earning needed.

Spoiled bitches, please take note.

[awkwardasstat @awkwardasstat]

I love Flavor Flav! One of my very favorite “bright spot in a dark world” humans. I have some of his sports stuff saved because I need reminders that the world isn’t always an awful place to be.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Chuck D: “This concert is not by Ed Sheeran’s promoters. Free Palestine, free Haiti, and please free a closed mind”

Flavor Flav: “And fuck Donald Trump!”

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@Valeriekat @PanickedFoodie I was barely 21

[State Rep. Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

A message to our resident mean girl. Stop trying to make fascism happen. #MoodyCantSitWithUs #AngieForFlorida

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Sweet baby Jesus Florida let’s fucking do this! David and Angie!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: After the Miami Herald announced they were endorsing David Jolly for Governor in Florida, he has skyrocketed in the polls and is now leading Byron Donalds by 2 points. This is huge.