Melissa

This place is wild.

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@GoNoles0378 Respectfully, I don’t even know you

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

I’m not really here anymore and neither are a lot of my favorite people from the good ol’ Twitter days but I just found a bunch of playlists on Spotify from when everyone in a room would compile lists of songs together and it made me smile <3

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@OswaldOLottakum I FOR SURE could and I’ve never even been in a fight in my life

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@JPLFR80 You know algorithms show you what you like and respond to right?

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@OswaldOLottakum Working on a new project I see

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

my son said he has a hard time falling asleep because his brain keeps sending him notifications, and that’s the best description ive ever heard

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Being consequenced for calling a coworker a flibbertigibbet is unfortunately ironic as I am also a flibbertigibbet

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

“Just for the sake of argument” is another way to say “hypothetically I’m an asshole”

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@deloisivete The heat makes me mean

[meghan @deloisivete]

It’s not the heat that’ll get you, it’s the me complaining about the heat

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@Greg_1_Leg Happy Birthday ❤️

[brent @murrman5]

me seeing friend buying two hot dogs: two huh? ol double dog. the two dog kid.
friend who remembers when I tried to eat healthy in 2017: ok lentils

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@colleen_eileen Making little crust peaches is the most Erin thing ever 🥹

[meghan @deloisivete]

You can't scare me, I've lived in Ohio AND New Jersey

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

Don't fuck with me, I'll eat a well done steak just because.

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

Several days ago an apple fell from the tree while my brother Dan was under it and now at least twice a day he waits for 5-15 minutes under the tree for the possibility of an apple

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@colleen_eileen Dan is such a perfect angel

[Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @Vhalechark]

A lot of men are insecure about their height but not me, I’m 5’9” and I’m okay with it. I’ve been 5’11” since high school and never had issues dating. Now days when women find out I’m 6’2” it’s not a deal breaker because they value my other qualities, not just my 6’5” stature.

[Melissa @awkwardenabled]

@Mydaily_Q Love yoooou