your local cat lady

i may be a bitch but at least i'm consistent

[your local cat lady @awkwardhmorgan]

you get the limo out front

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it felt texting your friends during Covid

[lily ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @sapphicyennefer]

being an adult who still gets motion sick in cars is so embarrassing like oh nooo you turned too hard and now my whole evening is ruined 🙄🙄

[KJ ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ IS THE CLOWN! @faken1ceties]

me at all points east when girl so confusing started playing

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

The fact people noticed the change justifies the change lol

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[Ki @Kitranada]

When I get asked what’s been going on with me for the last 2-3 months & I can’t say much because idk either

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

[Annie O’D ❤️‍🔥 @sweetannieod]

Remote and freelance workers

[Karen @kathrynwife]

nada te prepara pra aos 12 anos ficar obcecada por uma mulher depois de ver ela macetando um homem na porrada enquanto ta amarrada em uma cadeira

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[ant @persistantz]

hey man sorry i cant talk right now im enduring a cognitive decline

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[blue @bluemynose]

if my coworker doesn’t stop talking to me im gonna kill msyelf in front of her

[Sko 🌟 @Sko_fis]

Single-handedly saving teen girls from eating disorders and teaching healthy eating oh furudate your game is absolutely legendary

[beth🍁🍂🌲 @bethtv_]

In a bad place, not mentally just at Euston station

[angele @yaoiangele]

is it better to tweet or to die

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so interesting to meet people who were traumatized by their parents' divorce because i personally was traumatized by my parents' marriage

[sopita KIHYUN ME MANDÓ UN BESO @tomyf1016]

feliz cumpleaños @onedirection me salvaste y arruinaste la vida