Things Johnsons Say

Your stereotypical family-of-eight. Here is a deeper look into the stupid things we say and do.

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When mom says "I'm not the only one who can do the dishes"

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Waiter: these fries are bottomless
Mom: bottomless but add to my bottom
@redrobinburgers

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"It's been 30 years... I'm tired of it." -Mom

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" I'm a lit mom. " -mom

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Grandpa: "Lori, this soup is good, but it's different."

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Tim: "dad how about you pass me a popsicle"
Dad: "how bout you cash me outside how bout dah"

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Abby: "I know my face it so ugly and that's why I laughed!"

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"You better not insta-chat this"

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*on snapchat*
Mom: she's super-tweeting

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Tim: cash me outside how bout dat
Dad: wait what does that mean?

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@awkwardjohnsons update: he just opened a wmu hat. You bet it happened again

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Grandpa: *opens present, which is a wmu sweatshirt*
while family: *starts humming the fight song*

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"I think that sometimes I don't blink while watching movies." @RachRachJ

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"Boston Red Sox green thing" -Abby Johnson

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when you see bae's name pop up on your phone

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"It's cool seeing a bull dozer going down the street." Chris Johnson

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"Please don't crush my soynuts."

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"Abby stop that! I wanted to laugh it out!" -Rachel Johnson, in reference to an illuminated candle.

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"Rumbles from the deep." -Abby Johnson

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"Everybody do something stupid." -Rachel Johnson